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Excellent question. I saw the film ‘Precious’ the other day, that fat chick loved fried chicken.
Reminds me of a racist joke I heard (which I chuckled at).
Q. How do you stop 5 black guys from rping a white girl?
A1. Toss them a fcking basketball.
A2. Throw them a bucket of chicken.
Who doesn’t eat a lot of chickens, other than Hollywood vegans?
“Just cuz I eat Chicken and Watermelon they think that something’s wrong with me. Let me tell you somethin if you don’t like chicken and watermelon, something is wrong with you, there is something wrong with you! Where are all these people who don’t like Chicken and Watermelon? I’m sick of hearing about how bad it is, it’s great! I’m waiting for Chicken to approach me to do a commercial nigga, I’ll do it for free Chicken! It’s the least I can do.” - Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle is great. I love his impressions of white people. And his routine about “Grape Drink”
NSFW language: Chappelle uses the N word and the F word.
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UayQTu2kH-U]
And his white friend, Chip:
Dave is hilarious. It’s a shame his fame drove him to the ground. He got tired of everyone shouting, “I’m rick james bitch!” anytime he was seen in public.
Maybe this is why black people attain such athletic ability over other races? We eat chicken (not much beef), fruit, corn bread (not chips/fries), and drink grape drink (tons of electrolytes/b vitamins). Add all of the above plus a workout regiment and you’ll be cut brah!
Hot sauce has to fit in there somewhere.
Would it be politically incorrect to ask why do black men prefer chubby white women?
^ Even porn promulgates that stereotype.
Do they prefer chubby white women over non-chubby black women?
@CFAvsMBA next time you’re in town, I’ll take you bro (srs)
http://www.yelp.com/biz/roscoes-house-of-chicken-and-waffles-long-beach
Everyone eats chicken, its relatively cheap and tastes good.
Y’all fcking jinxed me. I was out last night for a going away party. I met this chubby bubbly blonde who had some serious tension between them legs. She offers to share a cab home so I comply. We get to my place, and she asks if she can hang out for a bit. Cool I think and comply again. Once that door was shut the wolf in sheepskin came alive and attacked me. We were going at it through most of the night and she was wailing in delight.
Anyways, I get up this morning to a ringing phone. I get up and take the call in the other room while she’s still ‘asleep.’ I come back in, she’s up, and getting her ish together. She thanks me for a great night, drops me her number, and is away after a kiss goodbye. I’m feeling good thinking this could be more than a one nighter. That was until I found my wallet was missing. I searched high and low and cannot find the fcking thing. I called/texted this bish and I’m fairly certain she gave me a bunk number. So she hooks up wtih the brotha and then steals my fkcing wallet! So far no credit cards have been used, my carriers have been notified, along wtih the police, but I am out ~$450 in cash that I had in there.
FKML!
why do u carry so much cash
People still carry around cash?
I sold some ish on CL after work on Friday. Had a fat pocket and intended to get out and enjoy a wild night. I blew through a few C Notes and had several left. I was planning on swinging by the bank tomorrow to deposit what was left. So much for that…
NYPDs’ finest are sure working this case hard…I bet Craig and Dede’s Top Flight Security of the World could do a better job.
I do know a cop in a different presinct from where I live. My plan B is to have him help me out inwhich I’d share whatever is recovered with him (if anything). I have a feeling I figured out this blonde’s real identity and feel she may come clean if an officer shook her up.
You know, some of the biggest trouble I’ve gotten myself into has all revolved around a woman in some way…
You can lose a lot of money chasing tail, but you’ll never lose a lot of tail by chasing money. Troof!
MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS
So I grabbed one of my extra credit cards and ran down to a deli to get something to eat. The clerk takes it, see’s that it says, CID on the back, and asks for my id. I told her, my wallet was stolen, so I have no ID, but wait, my badge from BSD Firm has my name and picture, does this fly?
Now I’m enjoying an egg salad sandwhich and some chips. Cool.