Body image issues... for MEN

Hmmm I shall try jelly shoes for rainy days at least…

But I think I’ll pass on Ferragamo! I got some expensive hobbies recently, so and that takes priority now :slight_smile:

Yes to swimmers…

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I do this…and I’m still fat. Maybe I should get hormones checked or something.

Don’t skip breakfast, eat RIGHT after you work out, and eat more than 2xs a day (6). Will make your metabolim hum.

And I can just about guarantee that you don’t burn as many calories as you think you do, doing cardio.

any amount of fat is fine and people will look like big fat obese bastards if they feel like.okay?

you should get your hormones checked (seriously)

how intense is your cardio? if you’re not dripping with sweat to the point that you can wring out your t-shirt afterward, you’re not doing cardio the right way. it should be fast and intense. vinyasa yoga is probably one of the best 60 minute exercises on the planet - it’s full body work, fast cardio, and it’s at least a 5:1 F:M ratio

probably has to do with diet as well. eat half as much as you think you should. if you’re still hungry after a half portion size meal, drink a big glass of water. still hungry, drink a second glass. STILL hungry after that, you can eat some mini carrots out of the bag (you can’t blow yourself up with those, they taste pretty good and they have practically zero calories). you’ll piss like a fiend and crap orange but i guaranteed you will lose weight if your meals are portioned correctly in good quality food. if this is too hard, go see a nutrionist – it’s a couple of hundred bucks for someone to design custom easy to prep meals based around your specific goals.

It definitely has to do with what you eat.

What goes in must come out. You can’t be working out intensely and eat healthily and be fat… it just doesn’t make sense!

Do you think they look that bad?

I think they look okay considering the material and the style… as long as it’s not hooker looking (style wise), i think it can be very elegant with the right dress.

and they aren’t always that “big” some of them look very slim (especially looking from the front) and youc an choose nude colours which blends in with your legs.

Ugh, well, you’re safe from me if you wear them. :wink:

He has hair though.

HA! So looks DO matter to you. Going to go do some more crunches now…

36-24-36? Only if she’s 5’3"!

Hahaha preach it brotha!

I like big butts. And I cannot lie.

I think its unusual but I am by far most attracted to thick booty asian girls who are about 5’3"-5’0". Im talking 36-24-36 to the point where they may be even chubby at that height, especialy if they have thick lips and a pretty face. I think its kind of an unusual preference.

Shorties of the board, what do you think of the fighter body type, leaner then body builders but more muscular then your yoga going swimmer.

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cool or meatheads?

Hair is not a penalty. Neither is lack of it.

I honestly don’t know. Would have to measure myself.

But my ruler doesn’t bend. What do i do???

String. Mark it with your finger, then measure the length of the string to your mark.

Next time I’ll put “sarcasm” in parentheses:)

HAH… Fair enough. I am currently in a state that removes any and all of my ability to notice sarcasm.

No problem! Happens to best of us:)