Chuck Norris

yes, it’s safe to say some of you are indeed losing it.

Are you SERIOUS?

Chuck Norris set MPS.

A “Chuck Norris” is a post-offer takeover defense mechanism wherein a company engages a bearded rogue mercenary to unleash a fury of fists and flying roundhouse kicks on the acquiror’s ass.

In most cases, the acquiror ceases to exist.

Chuck Norris uses modern portfolio theory WITHOUT including a risk free asset. All assets are risk free to chuck norris.

Chuck Norris must always use the acquisition method when he buys a stock. He alwas has control.

Porter did not come up with 5 forces. He had 5 suggestions and held his breath until Chuck Norris nodded in approval.

You can find Chuck Norris under “Tools of Regulatory Intervention”

I just lauged out loud whilst studying. This is great.

The healthcare REIT one was pretty damn good too.

Chuck Norris’ R squared is 100% and his p- value is zero

LOL… too good

HAhahahHAHHAahHHAH !

Sorry I don’t have one to contribute.