Do you guys use dating apps ?

[system]

how many dates you get on an average from this app thing every month?

[birdman12345]

@Belinda

how many dates you get on an average from this app thing every month?

On okcupid, could be as many per week as I want.

[GorillaNerd]

i’ve only gone on ~15 dates in 3 years through online. lol so its really bad.

my brother married a chick in tinder though. lol

[hashtag]

My wife and I met at Starbucks – not the same SBUX, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street…

https://youtu.be/lQKdEdzHnfU

#GrandeEspresso

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

Buddy, you sound like a douche.

[GorillaNerd]

It’s supposed to be satire. But I honestly answered it truthfully lol.

like reverse reverse psychology.

[rawraw]

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

Buddy, you sound like a douche.

Many pooahs would say nerdy has a very effectively written profile. You beta bro?

[SportBiker]

@Belinda

what’s ‘get turnt’?

An amalgamation of “turned up,” or being excessively excited and/or prepared for a current event. The opposite of turning down, if you will.

[video:https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU]

[GorillaNerd]

i love that video. its so silly.

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

@rawraw

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

Buddy, you sound like a douche.

Many pooahs would say nerdy has a very effectively written profile. You beta bro?

No. Just in touch with reality.

[rawraw]

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@rawraw

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

Buddy, you sound like a douche.

Many pooahs would say nerdy has a very effectively written profile. You beta bro?

No. Just in touch with reality.

Are you sure? The online dating world is weird. The case studies I’ve seen suggest he’s got it right. I actually had a programmer friend AB test a bunch of profiles across different geographies and his final results was fairly similar to what nerdy is using.

[birdman12345]

@rawraw

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@rawraw

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

Buddy, you sound like a douche.

Many pooahs would say nerdy has a very effectively written profile. You beta bro?

No. Just in touch with reality.

Are you sure? The online dating world is weird. The case studies I’ve seen suggest he’s got it right. I actually had a programmer friend AB test a bunch of profiles across different geographies and his final results was fairly similar to what nerdy is using.

https://www.wired.com/2014/01/how-to-hack-okcupid/

[igor555]

thats some wild stuff lol

[igor555]

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

whats “little face”?

[rawraw]

@birdman12345

@rawraw

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@rawraw

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

@Nerdyblop

i have a ton of photos in all of them. vegas at day club photo. this hot chick i know and me photo. suit photo. suit with benz photo. restaurant photo with one of those brazilian dancer. me dunking at a bball court. a hot chick i took out to a double date in club. snowboarding with friends photo. my savage crew pre gaming in car. halloween with my ex and her hot friends at club with bottles.

for tinder, its not detailed. i just put “i love hot beaches.”

okc:

self summary:

I like to make money and get turnt. then i list my resume.

what im doing in my life:

get a hunnit million dollars and a bad chick. i’ll settle for either.

im really good at:

Riding my bike with no handlebars, allocating capital and doing God’s work. Sort of same thing though. Amirite?

You should message me:

you’re a dime, top of the line, cute face, little face, with a big behind? and you can catch sarcasm. cash me outside how bow dah?

Buddy, you sound like a douche.

Many pooahs would say nerdy has a very effectively written profile. You beta bro?

No. Just in touch with reality.

Are you sure? The online dating world is weird. The case studies I’ve seen suggest he’s got it right. I actually had a programmer friend AB test a bunch of profiles across different geographies and his final results was fairly similar to what nerdy is using.

https://www.wired.com/2014/01/how-to-hack-okcupid/

That’s hilarious

[numi]

@Belinda

Lets see some profiles. Do you guys actually fill out your bio seriously and how many pics are we talking?

Details details

My photos were as follows:

• Hiking in the Swiss Alps

• Suit and tie photo from a party (with female friend cropped out)

• Picture with cute puppy (must include an animal photo)

• Two sports / action shots

• One funny photo

I didn’t do any “serious” shots because I am not a mean-mugging type, and also I would say the cute animal photo is mandatory (probably the best common ground for girls to talk about). I also didn’t include the more stereotypical photos that most Millennials take, mostly because I am not a Millennial but also because there are simply too many guys on the apps that have photos with starving African kids or sedated tigers.

Most importantly I had one of my most eligible female friends approve the photos and text in my profile…gotta get feedback from target audience.

[brain_wash_your_face]

I just had one photo and got around 30 messages per day. No text except “Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause dam!”

Simple but elegant, sophisticated yet demure.

[birdman12345]

@numi

@Belinda

Lets see some profiles. Do you guys actually fill out your bio seriously and how many pics are we talking?

Details details

My photos were as follows:

• Hiking in the Swiss Alps

• Suit and tie photo from a party (with female friend cropped out)

• Picture with cute puppy (must include an animal photo)

• Two sports / action shots

• One funny photo

I didn’t do any “serious” shots because I am not a mean-mugging type, and also I would say the cute animal photo is mandatory (probably the best common ground for girls to talk about). I also didn’t include the more stereotypical photos that most Millennials take, mostly because I am not a Millennial but also because there are simply too many guys on the apps that have photos with starving African kids or sedated tigers.

Most importantly I had one of my most eligible female friends approve the photos and text in my profile…gotta get feedback from target audience.

Data would suggest your best bet is to not smile and to have a topless selfie.

[hei.so]

Is Bumble the app where girls message first?

[GorillaNerd]

why tinder is the best

https://www.bustle.com/p/the-most-popular-dating-apps-in-2017-because-og-is-the-clear-winner-38692