FTFY
^ LOL, oh snap.
22 of that would be foreplay
Sleeve too long. She should have stopped the tat at the wrist.
I could care less about a woman with tattoos. All I care about physically is an hourglass feminine body: voluptuous rack, low waist to hip ratio, long straight hair.
Story time. A former coworker of mine is in town and we decide to meet up. We have a few drinks, eat a bite, watch the game and then he decides he wants to hit the strip club. I must not have been in one in at least 5 years, most likely closer to 10. The first thing we noticed is how every single woman have tattoos covering most of their upper bodies. Every single one. Not 25%, 50% or 75% of them. 100% of the 15-20 women working that night were covered with tattoos. The former coworker is one of those types that despises tattoos on a woman so he didn’t spend a penny from the few hundred bucks he budgeted to spend on those girls. For any woman on this site considering stripping to pay for your charter, there is a market for tattooless strippers in big liberal cities.
i have a few
Very generous of you 
I just re-read the old TWD thread and remembered why you’re still testy
After getting married, a white guy decides to get his new bride’s name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When he’s fully erect her name is nicely visible, but when he’s soft you can only see “WY”. For their honeymoon they decide to go to Jamaica. After a few Red Stripes the husband goes to the restroom where he takes a stall next to a Jamaican guy. The husband didn’t know why but he stole a glance at the guy’s junk and noticed a tattoo that said “WY” just like his.
“Oh, you’re in love with a woman named Wendy too?” The husband asks.
"No man. It says, “Welcome to Jamaica. Hope you have a nice stay.”
So… do you know a lot of jokes based off of looking at big dicks?
OK, here’s the story I promised.
The other day, I found myself working kinda late. At the end of the day, I went to the local Firehouse Subs to get a sandwich.
While I was there, I saw what seemed like the all-American family right out a TV show. The guy had on pressed khaki shorts and a golf shirt, and was sporting some lean muscle mass. His two boys were about 2 and 4, and were both cute as a button. They were both wearing some American Eagle-type stuff, and were blond/blue with short cropped hair.
His wife was one of the most gorgeous women I had seen in a long time. She had dark, straight, well-styled hair, and piercing blue-green eyes. Her makeup seemed like it was professionally done–not too much, not too little. She was wearing yoga pants that showed off her toned butt and legs, and had on a tight workout shirt that showed off her tig ol bitties. Think a real-life Alexandra Daddario, right at the next table over.
And she had tats crawling across her chest, upper back, and most of the way down her arms. They didn’t seem like gangster or demonic or anything really bad, just tattoos (flowers and butterflies or something). Normally I would think that was trashy, but absolutely nothing else about anybody else in the family seemed to be in line with what I saw. I guess that when I see tattoos, they’re normally accompanied with nose rings and IDGAF clothes and rude behavior.
I realize I’m stereotyping (we all do it–don’t act like you’re above it), but it was a really bizarre sight. It would be like seeing Mr. Rogers with his sleeves rolled up and seeing tattoos commemorating all of his confirmed kills. Not necessarily anything wrong with it, just…out of place.
I was starting to get an erection before I read Alexandra Daddario. Most gorgeous in a long time? There’s missing some serious talent in West Texas.
Yeah, WTF Greenman, you don’t live in an area surrounded by droves of women hotter than FHM’s #46 Hottest Woman in the world (2014) just cast in Baywatch? Loser.
Anyhow, she sounds terrific. Unfortunately, pics or it didn’t happen. You know the drill.
Ok. Yasmine Bleeth then. The old one, from Baywatch.
Now we’re talking brother. You speaking my language.
Don’t Google her now, the fantasy will be lost forever.
yikes
you know who aged really well? Brooke Burke
Read this. Hilarious. (SFW except for the link)
http://dontfuckwithdonville.blogspot.ca/2016/12/girls-with-tatoos.html#comment-form
She was married to one of the most well known plastic surgeons in the country. She’s basically a barbie doll.