Funny stories about being friend zoned. What did you do?

brosef needs to keep the vans, drop the socks, wear no socks, and get a tan forreal

Ain’t nobody got time for that, on to the next one.

Daaamn

Has he been bulking or something? Working out? Looks like hes put on some muscle or something

jesus wept, that’s quite the transformation. I wonder if he has saggy skin like when women lose a lot of weight. but look how sad his eyes look though. Anyone who has ever done a clean bulk and then a cut can sympathise with those eyes, it’s a really joyless existence.

But back on topic, I haven’t been friendzoned since i was about 14 years old.

Is that when your arranged betrothal happened?

^ Say what? I’m the Scottish guy not the Indian guy.

^ that’s why he said ‘betrothal’, can’t get more Scottish than that unless you were rocking a kilt as well

it was the arranged bit that got me. it was a love betrothal

Of course I wore a kilt at my wedding.

My bad Griingo. I got you confused for pokim. I’m sorry.

wonder years such a great show. it was right after simpsons when i lived in the philippines.

Lol that’s so Kevin.

I friendzoned a chick last night

She tried to have the talk, naked

What talk

the ‘let’s date’ , be my boyfriend talk

friendzoned.

del

Met another prospect tonight … she’s real f’ing hot … made out in the parking lot… super classy

^ lol, once this brit girl told me “i don’t normally do this, i’m actually really classy”. roflmao!!

which movie is this?

^ What movie is that? Love that wince he does at the end.