Gift idea for girlfriend's parents

[itera]

@Black_Swan

@ohai

Apparently, that happens sometimes in women’s public restrooms, because women tend to “hover” when they think conditions are unsanitary. To make matters worse, once the first person soils the toilet seat, it reinforces the unsanitary image, causing more people to hover. Thus, the situation becomes exponentially worse with time.

Obviously, this is a second hand account…

Yep, I blame hovering for most shared public restroom ailments.

Yea pretty soon when someone goes into the bathroom and sees shit on the toilet seat and floor, it’s practically an invitation just to pee everywhere and make it worse

[The_Righteous_Hacksa]

Wine, but check with gf that they drink. Also see if they prefer red or white. Some people have a very strong preference. If they do not drink, bring your bible or quaran.

[guestuser]

@iteracom

@Black_Swan

@ohai

Apparently, that happens sometimes in women’s public restrooms, because women tend to “hover” when they think conditions are unsanitary. To make matters worse, once the first person soils the toilet seat, it reinforces the unsanitary image, causing more people to hover. Thus, the situation becomes exponentially worse with time.

Obviously, this is a second hand account…

Yep, I blame hovering for most shared public restroom ailments.

Yea pretty soon when someone goes into the bathroom and sees shit on the toilet seat and floor, it’s practically an invitation just to pee everywhere and make it worse

This is so true. “It’s all fucked now. Here, let me make it worse.” Strangely, this is practically an obligation.

[bchad]

We have a budding bunch of Jackson Pollocks here, I see.

[Black_Swan]

@bchadwick

We have a budding bunch of Jackson Pollocks here, I see.

That one took me a minute…

[Mojo.FA]

@cleverCFA

@ohai

Apparently, that happens sometimes in women’s public restrooms, because women tend to “hover” when they think conditions are unsanitary. To make matters worse, once the first person soils the toilet seat, it reinforces the unsanitary image, causing more people to hover. Thus, the situation becomes exponentially worse with time.

Obviously, this is a second hand account…

My wife hovers over the toilet seat at home. Had another flaming argument about it last night with her when I found the seat covered in piss splashings. I thought it was women who were meant to ask the man to lift the seat, not the other way. I think I might get that fake turd to get back at her. Thanks for the suggestion.

Why would she do that at home?!