Hand Washing

[cleverCFA]

@brain\_wash\_your\_face

So true.

How weird would it be for guys to ask each other to go to the bathroom together. “Hey Bob, you fancy a piss, want to hit the head together?” On a related tangent, I don’t understand restaurants that have 2 single toilette rooms, one for men and one for women. They’re both the same and offer no kind of male/female privacy. I always use the female one if the male one is busy. Like bchadwick, I make a point to leave the toilette seat up as a way of leaving my mark and express my disapproval of their setup.

[former_trader]

There’s some places that have 1 toilette room, where both male and female can use it.

[cleverCFA]

@former_trader

There’s some places that have 1 toilette room, where both male and female can use it.

like, at the same time??? Like in that lawyer show from a few years back, what was it called, Cathy McBallister or something like that (with the girl who’s married to Harrison Ford), where they used the same toillete room. That would be weird. It would be like a clash of 2 ancient sets of bathroom etiquettes, girls chatting to guys while on the crapper, etc. My head is spinning just thinking about it.

[former_trader]

No, one at a time.

[cleverCFA]

@former_trader

No, one at a time.

double head-spin! Just like a bathroom at home, but not at home.

[former_trader]

I’m sure I’m not the only one that has seen this. It’s common at small cafes and restaurants. I ate at a Vietnamese place the other day and they had one bathroom.

[krazykanuck]

@numi

The worst has to be the people that are taking care of their business while checking their smartphone or touching their hair (on their head). Gross.

I was in Chicago last month and while I was in a restaurant bathroom at dinner time, this guy was yelling into his blackberry on speakerphone while standing at the urinal. Once he turned off the phone he looked over at me and bitched about the woman he was talking to on the phone. No wonder women think men are assholes… haha

[CFASniper]

@bchadwick

A few years ago, I met a friend of mine from high school who had since undergone female-to-male gender reassignment survey.

You can undergo sex change by doing a survey??? I have to be careful next time I fill one out then

[bchad]

Autocorrect really is lovely, innit?

[higgmond]

@former_trader

I’m positive I’m not the only guy that reads a book in the stall.

I read on the pot at home, but at the office I play games on my phone. Walking out the office door with a book, magazine, or newpaper is the same as taping a sign to my head that says “Hey everybody, I’m going to take a crap!”. I’d rather not advertise it.

[former_trader]

@higgmond

@former_trader

I’m positive I’m not the only guy that reads a book in the stall.

I read on the pot at home, but at the office I play games on my phone. Walking out the office door with a book, magazine, or newpaper is the same as taping a sign to my head that says “Hey everybody, I’m going to take a crap!”. I’d rather not advertise it.

I put the book in a non-transparent plastic bag, so people think it’s the container I use for the lunch I just ate.

[1recho]

@former_trader

I put the book in a non-transparent plastic bag, so people think it’s the container I use for the lunch I just ate.

I’d think “Why are you taking your empty lunchbag into the restroom? Joining the receptionist?”

Rinsing is a perfectly accceptable way to clean your hands. Urine may be gross but it’s antiseptic.

[former_trader]

@1recho

@former_trader

I put the book in a non-transparent plastic bag, so people think it’s the container I use for the lunch I just ate.

I’d think “Why are you taking your empty lunchbag into the restroom? Joining the receptionist?”

Rinsing is a perfectly accceptable way to clean your hands. Urine may be gross but it’s antiseptic.

Maybe I’m going to wash my hands after eating. Or going to the stall for a quick pi$$. The restroom is between the cafeteria and my desk.

[Greenman72]

Bump–because I didn’t see this when I started my thread.

[numi]

@ohai

There is a sales guy on my floor who takes phone calls on his headset while going to the bathroom. I’ve seen him walk into the bathroom, do his thing, and leave, all while talking on the phone. I wonder if the sound effects are audible on the other end.

That’s only acceptable if all he is saying is “Omaha Omaha Omaha Omaha”

[bchad]

@higgmond

@former_trader

I’m positive I’m not the only guy that reads a book in the stall.

I read on the pot at home, but at the office I play games on my phone. Walking out the office door with a book, magazine, or newpaper is the same as taping a sign to my head that says “Hey everybody, I’m going to take a crap!”. I’d rather not advertise it.

Ipads have made this issue exponentially worse.

I’m not sure it’s true, but I’ve heard that reading on a (western-style) toilet is a risk factor for hemmorhoids. So you might want to rethink that…

[former_trader]

People are making a habit of speaking extremely loud on their cell while in the stall. Seriously bro, you can’t wait 5 mins to talk to your buddy about the superbowl commercials?

[igor555]

^ troof