I stopped fapping a few days before the exam. After the exam, I was going through horrible withdraw from my ADD meds for about two weeks. Decided I needed a break after being on them for six months straight but lost all sexual desire. Unfortunately, I’m in full swing now but my wife is having really bad morning sickness. She’s out of the game for a little while. I’ve been waking up with some serious tenting and swollen epididymis/vas deferens. Very painful but usually dissipates during the day. I’ve read that fapping/porn is really bad for marriage so I’ve been taking this seriously.
Haha,
Alright, guys. Now that the scheme has been exposed everyone can finally shoot a full load with everything you got, and then maybe report back with the results (volume, consistency changes, if it feels better, etc.). We’ll finally find out if those mega loads on ExtremeTube are real or what.
Has he really been lying this entire time? lol
No he just lied about lying.
^This. I am indeed a no-fapper… wouldnt eff with you guys like that
Dude, I honestly believe that no fap has the biggest benfits for married peeps.
Porn is going to give you expectations of your wife she can never fullfil. She’ll never turn into a different 19 year old girl everytime you wanna bang. Was in a 3+ year relationship and after a while, you seriously look forward to fapping because its some other girls tata’s you’re staring at- your wife has zero chance to compete with that. And all the dopamine rushes from seeing these other girls is gonna make you want to cheat- there’s basically no upside besides you being selfish… and I’m seriously the most sexest person you’ll ever meet and those words came out of my mouth
Do it brah, your anus and urethra will be clean as phuck!
I guess this thread shows me that no fap has been one of my competitive advantages all along – but then again, it seems much easier for me. Do you guys think you could go without indefinitely? (serious questiion)
WTF
‘Indefinitely’ would be far fatched goal at this point, couldn’t last week in my previous attempt. But Ramadan beginning in 15 days, so 30 days of fasting would mean I’m IN 1.5 months at least.
^This…i was in a 3+ year relationship as well and I couldnt agree more.
A little off topic but question for you guys…there is this chick I occasionally see on the train to work. I just realized she takes it late as eff so if I wanna see her I gotta get to work about 5 min late…no big. Anyway, she’s cute and I’m tryin to talk to her…I need an in. Today I tested to see if she’s noticed me too. I did the watch test…basically looked down at my watch and when I finished looking she checked her watch…thus she was lookin. Anyway, any ideas to spark up random convo on the train.
my wife says i’m acting like a d*ck. On day 20 and haven’t had love explosion since saturday. wife is off limits for a week. it’s becoming clear that this week every month is going to be the toughest challenge.
how many of you married guys have told your wife about no fap? if i told mine i think she’d be pissed because she knows i’ll be looking to her to ‘fill the void’. i’m a 5 out of 7 days kind of guy, she’s a 3 out of 7 days kind of girl.
Just tell her you haven’t fapped for days and then stare at her while making subtle hip gyrations.
Ask her opinion about this photo:
I will do it for charity… a bit like Movember. Is there one?
Wonder what the fundraising message would be like…
After no-fap I might be a little bit closer to blue whale status.
Here’s what I would do - just to preface i move slow and usually find myself in a relationship so def be mindful of that - I would first inititate by saying you’ve seen her on the train a few times and ask her if she lived at so / so, or works at so / so. Then you have some ammo for the next convo (i assume the train rides are short and silent so a full on convo may not be the best thing). After a few (3-4) times of small talk, say you are going to a bar in one of those regions and she should come along. GL
That’s Beej week bro… tell her to earn her keep. My boss doesnt let me take 1 week off per month just because I’m feeling crabby. You’re into objectism… pursue your self intrests.
Longest 5 days of my life.
Met this girl on Friday who was totally into me. I mean all she does now is sext the shit outta me. But she 100% refuses to even touch it until I shave. I normally maintain a nice trim, but she is adament- hairless or bust. So any other day I’d just grab the shaver and get er done. But no, my apartment hasn’t had power since Friday morning so my trimmers dead and I can’t do it. Talk about a test.
Apparantly she’s a “put a tarp down” kinda girl too. I tell ya, when power gets back that girl isn’t gonna know what hit her, even if it’s only for 10 seconds.