Im dead serious...

Exactly, life in Russia is very boring. There is no democary, no freedom of speech/behaviour and no fapping. You have to do as everybody else. Otherwise KGB will be after you. At least vodka is not banned and is relatively cheap because we have huge excise duties on foreigh alcohol such as whiskey (which i tried once by virtue of luck being on holiday in Turkey). Also we enjoy riding brown bears along the streets of Moscow, this is especially popular on Friday nights and is a good way to approach chicks, they just cannot resist this.

Cool! I want a brown bear! The Black Bears in Canada are so boring.

My cities under water right now so everything shut down. It’s been a tough day 7, but I got through. The really confusing part is that there’s times where I just get so busy that I’ll go a week fap free without even thinking about it. Seems like every moment I’m thinking about it now that it’s deliberate.

“In soviet russia, monkey spank you.”

yea i think i read somewhere that males go through something of a cycle like women where their interest in busting loads ebbs and flows based on hormone levels. maybe ivan has the exact science on this.

Women’s cycles are monthly, as is well known. Men’s are daily, which is why we tend to have extra interest in the mornings.

Day 6 checking in. Two words: BEAST MODE. I’ve put in 8 rounds of sparring, 3 heavy bag, rolled for a bit. A few hours later hitting the gym with weight training. There is a down side - im about ready to rape a bitch, fck it tho - ill give some poor slut the best 10 secs (if im lucky) of her life.

That a boy gov, feels nice beeing 100% at all times, doesn it? (For you fappers, what you think is 100% is actually only about 85%)

The rape a b*tch factor will soon drop from 9.6/10 to 9.2… so dont trip

Im j/k… it does get easier though. Go slummin’ if needed brah.

Day 20 here, still going strong.

9 days in, although I did gets some clicks in on thechive with a couple brahs at work.

I’ve just been stopping and employing other tactics more frequently when I ‘get close’ now.

de-erotise you mind

Being agitated about sex while abstaing will speed up the failure.

Just live your lives as if sex did not exist. It does help.

Day 9. Interesting, went out to this salsa spot last night…spotted the hottest salsa dancer with skills and we danced, quite sexually and skillfully. I was pretty excited, anyway got the number and fb friended each other there. Now, it was either really dark in there or I was really drunk (probably not I had only had two drinks) but when I checked out her fb later, she wasn’t all that hot…decent, but not what I had thought. I was blown, and not literally. Could it have been the no-fap goggles?

I hear mixed results on the no fap goggles, Ramos. Some peeps report going desparado… while other say their standards go super high.

I mean, anyone wearing tight clothes shaking their ass to salsa is gonna creep up 3 points on the would bang scale… just give her the D then sort all these mixed emotions out afterwards

I’m in the same boat, Ramos. Used to hang out with this girl friend (not girlfriend) all the time and she was OK & fun but 4 days into No Fap month and she looks super-hot… WTF :-/

I always find these threads on various websites so strange and yet so funny

Goof job bro, those are the most common things I hear.

I’m on day 22… it gets easier, only bc my cawk is seriously dead… thinking about going to a vet and hooking it up to a tiny defibrillation made for hampsters or something to try to bring it back to life…

Deets?

^Glad you went the natural route, way more of a confidence boost to be comfortable in your own skin, IMO. I also think you forgot to say: “It’s summer, b!tches!”

This is called self-castration. You must be very impressionable to have undermined your DHT profile in favour of hairline.

And I will tell you.

What you are doing is perfectly natural (reminds of American Pie? ahah), however you should not think about it.

Yest I mean it, you should have it, but not think about it. Thinking about sex ignites unnecessarry fantasies, corrupts brain and leads you to masturbation. It is very simple.

Again, the key to success is to cut any erotical thought immediately, before it was even born. It is somewhat strange but this is even more important than abstaining itself.

Nope, gonna stick to the current plan of thinking about it all day and letting these girls bombard me with pic messages. Girl schedule is busy enough I don’t have to worry about going back off the no fap diet. Also, I’m just not tryin to be all that disciplined with this. But yeah, I am pretty vain. Used to do part time modeling in college, so losing some hair kinda messed with my vibe.

Anyhow, things are rocking… It’s summer b*tches!

Good job Swannie. BTW, I’ve actually heard in some threads that no fap cause some peeps hair to stop falling out…

Keep slang’n your D

We need to get BGA Chad on the no fap lifestyle… test lvls are too low in that one.

Well, I wake up w/ morning wood everyday… but Im just not horny as hell throught out the day. Its very common if you read up on ppl’s experiences. It’ll come back. Also, I’m not watching TV other than baseball, I’m sure that helps…