Industry Terms You Can't Stand

Where do you work? Kindergarten?

this is a very common wholesaler phrase. one of the worst.

do a deep dive. (do more work)

tighten their belt. (cut costs)

connect the dots. (it doesnt make sense)

are you asleep. (why isnt this done already)

scale up (M&A)

hahahahahahaa. dude i love this thread

Granted, I haven’t been on the receiving end of wholesaling, but I really can’t imagine any of our wholesalers saying anything like this. I would be forced to slap them.

Edit: I could also see this being a very Canadian thing to say. “Let’s put on our thinking caps buddy!” “Okay, pal. Watcha got to sell me today, eh?”

^ you nailed that! except someone would’ve called someone a champ by now

“Success stories”

“How do you think about?”

“Irrational Exuberance”

im thinking of hitting some snow next month if my busted body can make it through regionals in boardercross … haven’t been on the slopes in years, hopefully I don’t suck

Different kind of powder.

nose clams.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rARivPG7VzU]

I just wanted to reach out and touch base. Only the KMD types should be saying this

“Do you mind coloring it in a bit more?”

“Gap up”

“X handle”

Basically anything said on financial commercials while watching Bloomberg.

“Let’s throw this off the cliff and see if it builds any wings on the way down”

Seriously? Someone seriously said that in a business setting??

I bet she’s been asked to a few “topless meetings” wink

No joke.