Industry Terms You Can't Stand

^^ it shows

indeed. it’s easy to tell the awakened vs the lost.

Go forward basis

We are getting to the root of the problem, Charlie.

Don’t worry, you’ll be ok one day.

silence is sacred bruh. it’s amazing how the reactions here to things i say are the exact opposite of what an awakened soul would say, almost without exception. and you wonder why i always say it’s an upside down world.

What does it take to become an awakened soul and how can you know you are one through self-examination?

when you know, you know.

That’s such a copout response. To be in a state of higher being without the ability to show people the way is but a mask of self-deception.

must i spoon feed you everything? figure it out for yourself. i can share my experience but it will be no use to you because it’s a process you have to go through yourself. the process is to unceasingly examine yourself using your witnessing self and not your rational/egoic mind.

told my boss to ‘get woke’ today…that didnt go too well

That makes zero sense. You should spend more time getting woke and less time trying to be an AF poet.

Always hated this. Just say, “in the future.”

“Game-changer”

It has become way too common. Everyone wants one.

Let’s go from Method X, which generates profits, to Method Y, which does not. It’ll be a real game-changer!!

“With our freeze ray, we will stop the global water currents and bring about an end of civilization. Soon, none shall live who do not bend the knee to the great Climate Changer! Truly, this will be a game changer!”

Jimmy is against our freeze ray. And I’ll tell you privately, he’s just not a team player.

maybe I’m nitpicking but when people who work at a bank say they’re “in finance”

I’ve heard this from bank tellers, CSRs, fund accountants etc. but today in the food court I heard this coming from a) a person in communications/marketing for a bank and b) fraud PnC department. I mean, can we do a brain storm session and just get to the root of the problem?

so if you’re an equity research analyst do you work in finance? hell no. wtf are you financing?

turd coming in hot

The noun and verb are defined differently. But funny comment, I’m stealing it