how is this thread still going? lol
I was so depressed that we have no more hints left and wait is all we have till Tuesday, that I was reading about Sky Dumps and it’s techniques/ missed attempts. *** sky dump ======= An art form in its own right, the ‘Sky Dump’ is performed cheifly in public restrooms by climbing to the top of the toilet stall and using your legs and hands on the top of the stall walls to precariously balance yourself above the stall, directly over the toilet, then by a carefully aimed rectum and a few good heaves, a large turd is dropped, and plummets about 2 meters down and into the toilet bowl, subsequentially making a huge splash in all directions wetting the toilet, floor, walls, and toilet paper dipensers. If your turd misses the bowl (or hits on the seat), this constitutes a failed attempt at the “Sky Dump” despite the hilarity of the event whatsoever. if you walk into the toilet stall, and the is water absolutely everywhere, use another stall, a shat-bomb was Sky-Dumped here. Also, if you encounter a failed atempt it wiil be more obvious as there will be a steaming heap of shat on the seat rim or beside the bowl entirely. A hilarious spectacle to perform…especially in a crowded public bathroom, but also works well to leave the evidence as a surprise for the boss in his/her private bathroom at work. ***
i would be afraid of slipping after the deuce is dropped. what happens if you fall into the toilet? that’s painful physically due to the forces involved, and painful mentally/emotionally as well because you have SHIZER all over your body. furthermore, you could potentially end up drinking some of the water if you land wrong. pretty risky, if you asked me
swaptiongamma Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was so depressed that we have no more hints left > and wait is all we have till Tuesday, that I was > reading about Sky Dumps and it’s techniques/ > missed attempts. > > *** > sky dump > ======= > An art form in its own right, the ‘Sky Dump’ is > performed cheifly in public restrooms by climbing > to the top of the toilet stall and using your legs > and hands on the top of the stall walls to > precariously balance yourself above the stall, > directly over the toilet, then by a carefully > aimed rectum and a few good heaves, a large turd > is dropped, and plummets about 2 meters down and > into the toilet bowl, subsequentially making a > huge splash in all directions wetting the toilet, > floor, walls, and toilet paper dipensers. If your > turd misses the bowl (or hits on the seat), this > constitutes a failed attempt at the “Sky Dump” > despite the hilarity of the event whatsoever. > if you walk into the toilet stall, and the is > water absolutely everywhere, use another stall, a > shat-bomb was Sky-Dumped here. Also, if you > encounter a failed atempt it wiil be more obvious > as there will be a steaming heap of shat on the > seat rim or beside the bowl entirely. > > A hilarious spectacle to perform…especially in > a crowded public bathroom, but also works well to > leave the evidence as a surprise for the boss in > his/her private bathroom at work. > *** F’in hilarious!! You made my day… I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts and the other guys in the office must be wondering what the hell is going on…
In this present moment, a giant turd is calling my name in agony, crying for freedom, needs to get out asap. I am wondering whether I should release it in the washrooms at work or cross the street and let it loose in the shopping mall’s washrooms…Both do not offer privacy, but the latter offers anonymity. Tough call. I hate this feeling.
iblees82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In this present moment, a giant turd is calling my > name in agony, crying for freedom, needs to get > out asap. I am wondering whether I should release > it in the washrooms at work or cross the street > and let it loose in the shopping mall’s > washrooms…Both do not offer privacy, but the > latter offers anonymity. Tough call. > > I hate this feeling. Hopefully said giant turd isn’t so hell bent on freedom that he finds is way out mid-way between the washrooms at work and the washrooms across the street. That would be one heck of a mess in an elevator…
I ended up dumping it in the washrooms, in my building, but on a different floor. It was nasty.
I saw the remains of a skydump-gone-bad today! It was a lovely seen…
my husband is incapable of using a public toilet to drop a load. He says its a guy thing but it seems like none of you have an issue with it. hmmmm
I piss sitting down when I am at home and I am proud of it…I freakin hate it when my guys friends come over and piss in my toilet and splash their urine all over my bathroom. I piss sitting down for purely hygene/non splash reasons…
I cannot fit when i sit down… if you know what i mean. So standing up is the only way for me.
memalos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I cannot fit when i sit down… if you know what i > mean. > So standing up is the only way for me. Cannot fit when you sit down??? you must have a big assss…
No I have a huge dicck