Or a nice box of Opus X cigars…

E*TRADE gave me a $500.00 credit if I stay. They said “If I stay”. idk if they’re going to come after me if I take it and run, but $500.00 could buy a pretty decent bottle of scotch. It’s already hit my account.
OMG, you cucked!
Well it was a $500.00 credit… so I’m obvi going to blow it on something. Can I sell bitcoin futures with $500.00??
$500 in credit? wow. only 19500 to go.
they just took 20k in after tax earnings. you just appeared on bl@cked.
What is Blacked, I don’t know, please explain. Tanks.
Don’t think this guy actually learned anything.

What is Blacked, I don’t know, please explain. Tanks.
If you dont know what it is, you cant afford it