SFH.. It's like WFH. Except it's school

Yeah, so he was prolly long Wirecard and is now just licking his wounds.

Ohai was unconcerned about the daily volatility surrounding the loss of global human life. A rounding error. Way too alpha.

he beta watch out, he beta not cry. he beta not pout. im tellin you why!
SANTA CLAUS is coming to town!!!

I can’t relate to any of this. Except the part about futures contracts blowing up.

lol. did they send you to the streets with a margin call? or did you turn tail and sold? i’ve never had a margin call. yet another evidence of betaness.

I had a margin call - but by the end of the day I ended up making a G on my trade. You really can’t lose money right now from being long SPX.

But for realsies, the guy actually picked up the phone and said I needed to deposit something like 52 bucks. I laughed in his face and went back to sleep.

BSD!!! If you owe the bank a dollar, it’s your problem. If you owe them 52, it is their problem boys!!

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lol aint that a trump quote. it actually makes sense. ive seen people threaten banks to default unless they change the terms.