+1000
For every year you go unmarried, you gain two cats. It’s science.
I think it starts to go parabolic around age 50.
You guys are mean!!
If you got married like your mom says, this would not be a problem.
Think of all the lucky cats though Ohai!
I would marry you, but you’re probably the wrong caste.
The white one?
Ohai could adopt the cats you give up.
On an unrelated note, barbecue at Ohai’s today.
this is pretty common in China. I lived in a place like that with my host family in college.
Would f**k up my reading material.
#NoThanks
thats why you need an iPhone 7 reader #waterproofAFtoiletbrowsingwhileshoweringandpooping