What do people wear to sleep?

[krnyc2008]

@iheartiheartmath

@KMeriwetherD

@iheartiheartmath

^Until real life hits you with a reality check. As in - waking up with a huge b___r and shoving it in the p from behind, going at it like bchad and his gf after salsa class, and then having two kids wake up at the same time in screaming sh!tfits in the next room when you’re 5 minutes into it, just because they feel like c0ckbl0cking their parents for no good reason. Then you flip the wife over on her back and pound the sh!t out of that p for another 30 seconds until you go, because you don’t want to be robbed of probably the only O you’re going to have that week. Then put on your underwear and go take care of two crying toddlers while your d is still sopping wet and stuck to your leg.

oh come on! I can’t un-read that now. that last sentence! eeeeh …The rest of it is not bad(Bchad reference …love it, spontaneity… points for that) Now, write me something good, and don’t gross me out this time.

Kind of reminds me of the most risky kind of s3x ever - sharing a hotel room with the mother-in-law for a week and then finally getting so h0rny that you f in the next bed while she’s sleeping 5 feet away. If anyone’s curious, the position that works best for this is woman lying on her stomach…it minimizes any up-and-down motion and from a distance looks like both people are just innocently lying in bed, in case the mother-in-law wakes up, and you can stifle your O-sounds face down in the pillow.

You mean that’s your riskiest fantasy ?

What kind of BSD living in a luxury Manhattan apartment shares a vacation hotel room with the mother in law?

Never happened

[el_macca17]

@krnyc2008

@iheartiheartmath

@KMeriwetherD

@iheartiheartmath

^Until real life hits you with a reality check. As in - waking up with a huge b___r and shoving it in the p from behind, going at it like bchad and his gf after salsa class, and then having two kids wake up at the same time in screaming sh!tfits in the next room when you’re 5 minutes into it, just because they feel like c0ckbl0cking their parents for no good reason. Then you flip the wife over on her back and pound the sh!t out of that p for another 30 seconds until you go, because you don’t want to be robbed of probably the only O you’re going to have that week. Then put on your underwear and go take care of two crying toddlers while your d is still sopping wet and stuck to your leg.

oh come on! I can’t un-read that now. that last sentence! eeeeh …The rest of it is not bad(Bchad reference …love it, spontaneity… points for that) Now, write me something good, and don’t gross me out this time.

Kind of reminds me of the most risky kind of s3x ever - sharing a hotel room with the mother-in-law for a week and then finally getting so h0rny that you f in the next bed while she’s sleeping 5 feet away. If anyone’s curious, the position that works best for this is woman lying on her stomach…it minimizes any up-and-down motion and from a distance looks like both people are just innocently lying in bed, in case the mother-in-law wakes up, and you can stifle your O-sounds face down in the pillow.

You mean that’s your riskiest fantasy ?

What kind of BSD living in a luxury Manhattan apartment shares a vacation hotel room with the mother in law?

Never happened

Boom.

10 points to krync

[Robotech]

^^ Hah! Nice one kr.

[former_trader]

@krnyc2008

@iheartiheartmath

@KMeriwetherD

@iheartiheartmath

^Until real life hits you with a reality check. As in - waking up with a huge b___r and shoving it in the p from behind, going at it like bchad and his gf after salsa class, and then having two kids wake up at the same time in screaming sh!tfits in the next room when you’re 5 minutes into it, just because they feel like c0ckbl0cking their parents for no good reason. Then you flip the wife over on her back and pound the sh!t out of that p for another 30 seconds until you go, because you don’t want to be robbed of probably the only O you’re going to have that week. Then put on your underwear and go take care of two crying toddlers while your d is still sopping wet and stuck to your leg.

oh come on! I can’t un-read that now. that last sentence! eeeeh …The rest of it is not bad(Bchad reference …love it, spontaneity… points for that) Now, write me something good, and don’t gross me out this time.

Kind of reminds me of the most risky kind of s3x ever - sharing a hotel room with the mother-in-law for a week and then finally getting so h0rny that you f in the next bed while she’s sleeping 5 feet away. If anyone’s curious, the position that works best for this is woman lying on her stomach…it minimizes any up-and-down motion and from a distance looks like both people are just innocently lying in bed, in case the mother-in-law wakes up, and you can stifle your O-sounds face down in the pillow.

You mean that’s your riskiest fantasy ?

What kind of BSD living in a luxury Manhattan apartment shares a vacation hotel room with the mother in law?

Never happened

Wow. I didn’t think you had it in you. Definitely your best post.

[bchad]

@krnyc2008

@iheartiheartmath

@KMeriwetherD

@iheartiheartmath

^Until real life hits you with a reality check. As in - waking up with a huge b___r and shoving it in the p from behind, going at it like bchad and his gf after salsa class, and then having two kids wake up at the same time in screaming sh!tfits in the next room when you’re 5 minutes into it, just because they feel like c0ckbl0cking their parents for no good reason. Then you flip the wife over on her back and pound the sh!t out of that p for another 30 seconds until you go, because you don’t want to be robbed of probably the only O you’re going to have that week. Then put on your underwear and go take care of two crying toddlers while your d is still sopping wet and stuck to your leg.

oh come on! I can’t un-read that now. that last sentence! eeeeh …The rest of it is not bad(Bchad reference …love it, spontaneity… points for that) Now, write me something good, and don’t gross me out this time.

Kind of reminds me of the most risky kind of s3x ever - sharing a hotel room with the mother-in-law for a week and then finally getting so h0rny that you f in the next bed while she’s sleeping 5 feet away. If anyone’s curious, the position that works best for this is woman lying on her stomach…it minimizes any up-and-down motion and from a distance looks like both people are just innocently lying in bed, in case the mother-in-law wakes up, and you can stifle your O-sounds face down in the pillow.

You mean that’s your riskiest fantasy ?

What kind of BSD living in a luxury Manhattan apartment shares a vacation hotel room with the mother in law?

Never happened

The mother-in-law could be hot… Perhaps it was on purpose…

[ohai]

Spoiler alert: unless you drugged your MIL, she actually did wake up and just chose not to say anything. She knows…

[Robotech]

^ Yup.

[krnyc2008]

Sleeping naked reduces stress apparently…

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-travis-bradberry/4-ways-sleeping-naked-mak_b_9548500.html