Yeah, I own a lighthouse

What? They cover lighthousing pretty extensively I thought in Econ. You don’t remember all those essays written about those damn free riding sons of bitches? Why pay your lighthousing fee when some other male beta provider will pay it for you. Goodbye rocky cliffside, hello, profit.

Just put up some hedges to mitigate the tsunami risk.

Hire the contractor who built 30 miles of the Mexico wall. Er, on second thought, that’s quite porous…