hmu we’ll be drinking smoking straight west coasting!
i cant be doing vegas. too much work/money/time commitment for me to not be penetrating chicks unless im a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. lol but a a few year back, it would have been awesome. ive had a lot of vegas threads in this site
https://www.analystforum.com/forums/water-cooler/91353156
I’m teaching a b-school at a relatively small, undergrad-only private liberal arts school in a rural area somewhere in the NorthEast. A good gig - small classes, fairly good students, and I get to do the things I want - run a small student-managed fund, work with our CFA scholarship students getting them read for the L1 exam, and generally try to take over the school of business (yes, I’m a laboratory mouse who’s genes have been spliced).
Nice! 
i dont really understand why people do it. male camraderie or the last chance for a guy to sow his royal oats. when will you go to vegas?
haha yea im pretty unconventional. if i feel something doesnt make sense. i just dont do it.
i dunno if i really value reminiscing with friends all that much. i know why my friends want to go vegas and for them it makes sense to push for it. but for me, all i see is a waste of money so they can holler at hoes while i twiddle me thumb and look dumb.
also im risking to cheat. and i know ppl will say deny till u die. but i just dont roll like that. im too stupid to lie. lastly, if i am willing to do something like this, then she might see it as a provocation. most of the time i do this i cheat.
she’s already slightly complaining that i third wheeled with bitcoin and some chick i hooked up with a long time ago. althought tbh, i could prolly hit it if i wanted to. in hindsight it was very foolish of me. but you see bitcoin begged. i cant turn down a rich friend in need.
yes but then she might retaliate and do something similar in which she cheats. im thinking dancing bear.
holy shit, Nery not even going to have a bachelor party!? Never would I have thought I’d see the day.
I’ve been to numerous bachelor parties including my own - they are a lot of fun so i highly suggest you not turn it down when your best man starts up that email chain. That said, i’ve seen them go in multiple ways.
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Standard party - i’ve seen this range from a night out, to vegas including the strip clubs, to a mansion in costa rica with no less than 30 working girls on premise at all times (do avoid this).
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Excuse to get together with your bros. From my brother’s party we went deep sea fishing, for a recent buddy we stayed at Narragansett and spent the entire day at the beach catching/smoking blue fish (that is what the seal’s left us). For my party i did a full day’s tactical training (long range shooting)
beta boi
Yea this is the first one. They want vegas or tj. I suggested we go to pechanga some Indian casino where I get comped hotels. It’s basically vegas without hotties. And most of them were like that place only has fat old people. All my buddies do is holler and basketball. We literally called our basketball team the laughing hyenas.
i went to a few bachelor parties too. All went to a strip club. I was literally handcuffed cuz I was in a mens public bathroom with my cousin a couple chicks and coke. They let me go cuz they realized I wasn’t there for the drugs just the hugs. Ya feel me!
I just got back from San Diego. We were staying in downtown and I was quite surprised at the number of homeless people. 
No bachelor party Nery? For real? Starting to Nery is phony player, really a soccer dad with elastic waist jeans and a mini van.
i dont have a mini van… but i am thinking i will get 1. ppl struggle with an suv just cuz it looks cooler. but honestly a van is more practical.
https://youtu.be/ShM0dj58tI4?t=55
i also want a tesla x though. but i am too poor.
When you go from demanding wife must be preggo to get married to to afraid to have a bachelor party because you’ll get cucked. LOL
Don’t worry Nerdy, Mercedes makes vans too.
Why, the do make vans, but they are so crappy. Honda Odyssey on the other hand is incredible car
Buying an SUV when living in an area with paved roads is the ultimate beta move and makes you look like you’re compensating for a small dick. Kind of like my buddy who bought an F250 because “he has to get to work when it snows”. Buy the minivan and proudly show that you don’t care what the lesser specimen think of you.
haha yea we’ll see when we get to the point. i’ll drive the benz for now though.
ppl do weird flexes.
my neighbor has the above. What a loser!
real talk though. that car look pretty nice.