If I recall correctly, the Cauchy distribution does not have a finite variance. That probably has something to do with its failure here.
Interesting story about my experience with the Cauchy distribution:
When I was working on my Master’s in mathematics, I needed one more class one semester, and the only class available was an upper division statistics class. I hate these classes – three pages of manipulations to evaluate some stupid integral – but I liked the professor, so I signed up.
We had our first midterm exam on a Friday at noon. I had a project at work that was due that day, and I was working 16-hour days to get it finished; literally four hours of sleep a night Monday through Thursday. I finished it on Thursday, and tried to study for the exam, but kept falling asleep.
On Friday morning I went in to work to finish off the project and hand it off to my boss, and was running late for class. I couldn’t find a parking place, so I parked in the 30-minute spaces at the front of campus.
The exam comprised 5 questions: 20 points apiece. The first was something about a Cauchy distribution (I don’t recall what), and I answered that one immediately.
I read the second question and said to myself, “I know how to do this,” and started to write. After a few minutes I reread what I had written: complete gibberish! Nothing I wrote made sense. I decided to move on to the third question.
The rest of the exam followed those same lines: I would read the question, say to myself, “I know how to do this”, I would start to write, then I would read what I wrote: unintelligible nonsense!
When I returned to my car, I got the final insult: a parking ticket.
I got 20 / 100 on the exam: the only exam I’ve ever failed (before or since).