And #metoo, where’s my invite? I’ll have my wife be the armenian translator while i tear up the dance floor
My nephew is dating an Armenian girl, so I deserve an invite too!!! 
I just realized guac is free at Qdoba.
lol for real if you want in on the festivities. just slide in my dms. i think i got a guest count of 280. whats a couple more.
fake guac.
I work hard to put a roof over your head, and this is how you thank me? You complain about fake guac? The nerve.
Got me another bunch of green avocados a couple of days ago. Will check 'em in the next day or so!!!