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I made my own guacamole this weekend!!! With cilantro tooooooooooo!!! 
If you were a girl, it seem better to be called salsa than guacamole. Salsa is spicy and stuff. Guacamole is just green and is like a disease.
I buy avocados green and super underripe. After a few days, they ripen up and I mix together the avocados, lemon juice, salt, cilantro and/or shallots. That’s some gooooooooood eatin’ right there!!!
Ain’t nobody gonna treat me like free salsa!!! Ya know, there’s a little Mexican place on Balboa Island that puts out free chips and salsa. It is soooooooo yummy!!!
Tanks for the avocado story. I now understand Nery’s true meaning. Like avocado, girls should be plucked from the tree while they are still young, hard and firm. Then, you should provide optimal conditions for it to ripen, so that you might savor the flesh at just the right time. Once again, Nery shows his wisdom and patience that we can all learn from.
What about the guacamole that has tomatos in it? What are the ethical implications of that? 
you know i recall during my super dbag days i compared women to cars as a metaphor. and it was my most downvoted comment on reddit. literrally like 1xx.
Jlo, shakira, penelope cruz, sofia v, salma hayak, etc are disproving the old avocado theory. I wish i could invest in soko glam bc its about to pop
False. You are confusing still hot with the trend with age. Just because Salma Hayek is still attractive today doesn’t mean she was even more attractive earlier.
“you know i recall during my super dbag days i compared women to cars as a metaphor. and it was my most downvoted comment on reddit. literrally like 1xx.”
Really hard for me to imagine that even Nery had a “super dbag” phase. I think it’s more that people were behind your advanced ethical thinking for the time.
Good point ohai. They were just airheads or dums dums when they really shoulda tried some nerds or became smarties.
I’m not a fan of guac. It’s all mushy and… strange. Texture issues I guess.
I do, however, like avocados sliced in half with eggs baked in the hole where the pit was. All the fats, mmmm…
you gotta get that guac. spend that cheddar. mix it with cream and make yourself better.
Ay, mijo!!! Will you be serving fine, upstanding guacamole at the wedding reception or that no-good, dirty free salsa???
Top it with some bacon and you got yerself the trifecta!!! 
I was at a Panera down south that had an egg white on a bagel with sliced avocado. It was awesome!!!
i’ll be serving armenian food with an open bar. as drake said:
But drink up, cause everyone here is good tonight Except the niggas that I came with, they good for life, yeah
just kidding im not drake rich. saddddd
why armenian food? where’s the ceremony, glendale?
haha fuck yes my dude. lol top rated banquet halls.
i checked my mail but no invite fam?
Nice. This Arshak sounds like a great guy!
^of course. Make sure they serve georgian food too - that’s the best of armenian imo.