Drunk analyst forum

Water Cooler
#1

When you’ve had too much to drink but you still feel the need to post on AF… do it here.

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#2

this thread has potential.

#3

U r either a guy or an AI robot. Too good to be true.

#4

It’s 4 am here and I’m working on my research paper. I thought school would be fun…

#5

All drunk visitors pick a question to answer…

  1. Derive Black-Scholes (no copy/ paste)

  2. Compare and contrast… Gordon Geko vs Martin Shkreli

  3. Ed Seykota is famous for stating “We all end up getting what we want out of the market”. Have you found this to be true? (This question is reserved for complete failures only)

  4. What does A.B.C. stand for? Part b) what is 1st prize. 2nd price and 3rd prize?

  5. Tell us all something we don’t know (in relation to finanace / investing or BSD related topics)

  6. F@#k, Marry, Kill… GOOGL, WTI crude, EWZ (an investment question)

  7. Who’s fault is the 2008 financial crisis?

  8. What is your favorite cognitive bias and why? (bonus points… tell us a sad story about your bias mishaps)

  9. What are your thoughts on the current PE value for the S&P 500?

  10. Deliberately pick a fight with a fellow AF regular.

#6

my faullt…

#7

+1

#8

Don’t we need “drunk” to be well-defined?

Is 0.08% BAL (blood alcohol level) the required threshhold?

#9
  1. overconfidence bias - im very confident in my appearance and body, and the size and shape of my d. Then i went to a n%de beach a few times and was humbled by dudes walking around with literally foot longs hanging between their legs.
#10

^ Why do you go to nude beaches where there are guys with long junks around ? I’d rather frequent a place with chicks and all.

#11

Drunk 1:40pm on a Sunday. geeze… lay off on the brunch, killer.

#12

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Gerry-Shalam-viral-video-star-675432

#13

it really does

#14

Reminding this is a great thread!

#15

^Indeed sir.

#16

That is only supposed to be said for the snake eater.

#17

You’re right, what was I thinking, I should just crash the chicks-only n%de beaches from now on.

#18

I found this hilarious.

#19

Pretty sure that’s my resting BAL.

#20

Whither goes the Free Cash Flows,

Now parted from CapEx

When Shareholders Equity grows,

Flowers don the fairer sex.

With LIFO gone, their reserves fon-

Dly remembered from the past.

Depreciation takes its toll

Fixed assets seldom last.

And here I tipple with multiples

And partners at my side.

To buy or sell, it’s hard to tell,

How much Goodwill t’abide.