NakedPuts Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have to return some videotapes. the best!))))))))
Need to settle your paternity suit.
Just come in at 8am and say since you arrived one hour early you get to leave an hour early, if they say no, demand OT
CFAvsMBA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I think I’ll do the doc excuse. If they press, > I’ll say it’s for a personal problem. If they > keep pressing, I’ll explain a rash has broke out > around my baby maker. > > Word up. If they press, just say HIPPA and start looking for your attorney’s number on your phone.
Tell them your neighbor just called and said your wife/girlfriend/mistress is throwing your clothes out the window after last night’s argument. Say you’re mainly concerned about your pet, a clown fish. “She never really liked Nemo and I don’t want to see him going out the window too”, you should mention with a sense of urgency. If you want I can call and yell this story to make it more credible.
Brilliant. I’ll then save the rash story for a mulligan down the road. That will go hand in hand.
Hmm, that reminds me of that guy whose wife sold his Porsche 911 for $50 after he got caught cheating.
Its personal and as such you’re using personal time
You’ll be in violation of the CFA Code of Ethics, Duty to Employer. You can’t go find a job on your current company’s time. Unless you take vacation time, this thread will have to be forwarded to the CFAI for further review. Have a nice day.
Sweep the Leg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You’ll be in violation of the CFA Code of Ethics, > Duty to Employer. You can’t go find a job on your > current company’s time. Unless you take vacation > time, this thread will have to be forwarded to the > CFAI for further review. > > Have a nice day. N!gga please. CFAI also prohits PCP abuse for settling personal disputes. Now where you at so I can give you the beatdown your snitchin a$$ deserves.
CFAvsMBA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sweep the Leg Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You’ll be in violation of the CFA Code of > Ethics, > > Duty to Employer. You can’t go find a job on > your > > current company’s time. Unless you take > vacation > > time, this thread will have to be forwarded to > the > > CFAI for further review. > > > > Have a nice day. > > > N!gga please. CFAI also prohits PCP abuse for > settling personal disputes. > > Now where you at so I can give you the beatdown > your snitchin a$$ deserves. Hahaha nice.
CFAvsMBA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sweep the Leg Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You’ll be in violation of the CFA Code of > Ethics, > > Duty to Employer. You can’t go find a job on > your > > current company’s time. Unless you take > vacation > > time, this thread will have to be forwarded to > the > > CFAI for further review. > > > > Have a nice day. > > > N!gga please. CFAI also prohits PCP abuse for > settling personal disputes. > > Now where you at so I can give you the beatdown > your snitchin a$$ deserves. Haha. This reminds me of hangover 2.
Well, that was a good excuse. I got an offer for a new company and will start next week. Training to begin in NYC starting on Monday. NYC AFers should give me a hollar! In other news, I gave 3 days notice to my current employer. They are not happy, but whatevs.
Yeah, “bye” and walking out the door works for me.