Don’t you have a bedside lamp?
I have a friend who will only date guys with big d’s, the bigger the better, or so she thought. Then she met her current guy who’s a thick 8" and she wants to break up with him bc she can’t handle his size.
Great story. Are you a girl or just a guy who thinks Tinder guys that are mean to asian chicks are hot and get unlimited tail?
My oldest kid whines until I turn on one of the Lego movies for him. Then he ends up playing with either Legos or Hot Wheels and if I try to change the background movie, he whines some more.
Would be funny if your oldest was 40 like in step brothers in this scenario.
Hey Tweety- You know, the day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc…that’s the special occasion.
#Sideways
I am NOT drinking any FUCKING merlot.
I have a brother-in-law whose older brother isn’t far removed from that. His parents bought him a house and pay his bills just to get him out of their home.
Makes me paranoid about fostering an independent mindset without an emotional disconnect. Kinda hard when they’re all under 3.
Awesome movie!
one od my favorite movies!
Ordered food, now I have to wear pants.
They moved my seat when they cleaned my car.
My barista didn’t even bother to make a design in the foam.
#moreFWPs
Ordered groceries for delivery, but it’s scheduled to deliver at 8am on a Saturday, now I have to be awoken by his kind pre-arrival phone call and feel bad when the grocery guy sees me in my underwear again. #realFWP