How can a hacksaw undergrad make it to Jelq Postgrad

Ok,since jelqing is "supposed to"incraese your size(opposite of sawing of your power tool) I shall reffer to all non hacksaw as jelq schools,RR Mentions its not the end of your life if you go to hacksaw college for undergrad I agree,but how can this poor dude make it to a jelq school for his post grad ? Help out guys.By the way please do not debate jelqing or penis enlargement stuff hre

what kind of grammar was this? my eyes hurt

WTF is Jelq?

Google jelq

Probably NSFW to google Jelqing as I just did… Your IT guys will have some ammo against you.

Hacksaw or Non-Hacksaw. There is no Jelq

If you go non-hacksaw it’s assumed your member will automatically grow proportionatly to your guaranteed rising fortune, fame, and prestige.

An ancient Aribic method that supposedly increases the size of the male…uh…you know.

Please kill yourself