I cheated on the CFA exam and got banned permanently

I will have to charge a warhead premium now.

Maybe, instead of taking him out, I could design a warhead to take only part of him out.

Plant it in his girlfriend’s…

first time i hear something like this … but i sure u can request to CFA

Troll thread.

No response from OP.

I can’t believe I read this whole thing without getting any response from OP. At least I am now an expert on the statistics of preferred outcome: copying or guessing. Statistically it is better to copy. But let’s not forget the probability of getting caught is extremely high. Getting caught likely means you won’t get to retake the exam again. Whereas guessing and failing still allows you retake the exam as many times as needed to eventually randomly pass. However, that would be a costly endeavour.

BUT I DIGRESS. This thread is dead.

Or possible that OP allowed to enroll in CFA again under non-disclosure agreement.

follow the Law of Parsimony: likely he read our responses/pitchforks and saw no upside in responding

With a name like Michelle, likely he’s a _ she _.

will cfa inform the cheating to you boss ?

You have to wear a t-shirt that says:

"CFA Exam late registration fee: $1,210

3rd party study materials: $ 895

600 HB #2 pencils: $ 45

TI BA II Calculator: $ 30

Not following basic rules and being accused of cheating during your CFA exam: _ Priceless _"

And of course, some tag line about MasterCard at the bottom of the shirt…

Edit: Silly me, I forgot the calculator.