Im dead serious...

[Systematic]

@Sweep_the_Leg

Formatting is our friend people. I don’t know who’s quoting who anymore. Not sure is Sys or the russian is fapping. I need to know…for science.

Sorry bro… it wasnt me, but here’s the cliffs

Sys is fap free since '93 (25 days actually)

Krnyc faps like a banchee- it consumes her whole day (and we love her for it)

[woodywoodford]

I love how the most active thread on AF is about fapping

[Systematic]

@woodywoodford

I love how the most active thread on AF is about fapping

Awesome sig bro… props!

[krnyc2008]

@spunboy

@krnyc2008

I just want to go home. I kind of regret stumbling on this particular thread

LOL. Honesty don’t know how a female can tolerate this forum.

Haha… I meant to go home and… you know… and lose your mini competition I am not participating in;)

[krnyc2008]

@Ivan_Drago

To introduce some empirical knowledge to your speculations about test boost.

Multiple orgasms (whether sex or fap) do not decrease test levels per se.

After orgasm the male body produces high levels of prolactin (actually a female hormone) which eradicates the excitement for some time. You know that you need some time/break to start again.

This is the perfectly natural mechanism so that males do not lose all their power on sex and do smth useful in life.

At the same time a fapper which uncontrollably faps has elevated levels of prolactin at any point in time. This hormone is of a female group of hormones (google it) and as one of the consequances may lead to gynecomastia. Other consequences

More than 10 fappers subjected their blood to hormone analysis and found that prolactin levels were 5-10 higher than normal male levels. At the same time test levels were within norm.

Watch out, dear fappers!

For the very lazy:

High levels of prolactin are also linked to low levels of testosterone. A deficiency of this male sex hormone can seriously interfere with a male’s sex characteristics. The presence of too much prolactin in males can lead to the loss of sexual desire and a significantly lowered sperm count. Over time, too much can lead to temporary infertility and impotence. These symptoms go away when a male’s prolactin level is returned to normal.

In addition to affecting sex characteristics, high levels of prolactin in men can lead to other problems related to the lack of testosterone. Fatigue is a common effect of low testosterone, as is a loss of muscle mass and of strength. If left untreated, high levels of prolactin can lead to loss of bone density, which greatly increases the chance of breaking or fracturing a bone, and can lead to loss of height as well.

This is all about effects on men… What about women?

[krnyc2008]

@Systematic

@krnyc2008

I just want to go home. I kind of regret stumbling on this particular thread

You dont find threads like this, they find you.

But seriously, dont know if its the no fap or what, but all that sh!t you said about pleasing yourself is turning me on, lol. What the hell is wrong with me.

Ummm… Nothing is wrong with you, it is supposed to:)

[krnyc2008]

it consumes her whole day (and we love her for it)

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Well not the whole day, but getting unexpectedly turned on during a meeting can be veeeeery distracting lol

And don’t think I am the only one out there… I am the only one vocal about it!

[iheartiheartmath]

Krnyc2008 - please provide us with some statistics if you’re not going to supply pics in order for us to determine whether we should be sporting w00d or barfing in the toilet over all your s3xy talk. Age/ht/wt to start?

[krnyc2008]

@iheartiheartmath

Krnyc2008 - please provide us with some statistics if you’re not going to supply pics in order for us to determine whether we should be sporting w00d or barfing in the toilet over all your s3xy talk. Age/ht/wt to start?

That’s not really my goal here… I am equally participating in the thread and that’s it

[iheartiheartmath]

@krnyc2008

@iheartiheartmath

Krnyc2008 - please provide us with some statistics if you’re not going to supply pics in order for us to determine whether we should be sporting w00d or barfing in the toilet over all your s3xy talk. Age/ht/wt to start?

That’s not really my goal here… I am equally participating in the thread and that’s it

Then the best I can do is assign a kelly osbourne visual to you. If you want to get to Kate Upton or Kelly Ripa status, you need to cough up the goods.

[krnyc2008]

@iheartiheartmath

@krnyc2008

@iheartiheartmath

Krnyc2008 - please provide us with some statistics if you’re not going to supply pics in order for us to determine whether we should be sporting w00d or barfing in the toilet over all your s3xy talk. Age/ht/wt to start?

That’s not really my goal here… I am equally participating in the thread and that’s it

Then the best I can do is assign a kelly osbourne visual to you. If you want to get to Kate Upton or Kelly Ripa status, you need to cough up the goods.

You are sweet as usual JTLD

[The_Righteous_Hacksa]

krnyc2008,

Do you always take a shower before you have sex like most Russian women? That’s my favorite thing about a date with a Russian woman. You get back to her place and she suddenly just slips into the shower without any cereomy. It’s a dead certainty you are then getting laid.

[krnyc2008]

@The_Righteous_Hacksa

krnyc2008,

Do you always take a shower before you have sex like most Russian women? That’s my favorite thing about a date with a Russian woman. You get back to her place and she suddenly just slips into the shower without any cereomy. It’s a dead certainty you are then getting laid.

If he lets me

[system]

@The_Righteous_Hacksa

krnyc2008,

Do you always take a shower before you have sex like most Russian women? That’s my favorite thing about a date with a Russian woman. You get back to her place and she suddenly just slips into the shower without any cereomy. It’s a dead certainty you are then getting laid.

Is this true? I know this chick from Novosibirsk here who has a great body, bit of a butterface, but just grosses me out the way she eats and some of her hygiene (fingernails, etc). From first glance you would think she is hot but after getting to know her you wouldn’t touch it.

[krnyc2008]

@Blake McCallister

@The_Righteous_Hacksa

krnyc2008,

Do you always take a shower before you have sex like most Russian women? That’s my favorite thing about a date with a Russian woman. You get back to her place and she suddenly just slips into the shower without any cereomy. It’s a dead certainty you are then getting laid.

Is this true? I know this chick from Novosibirsk here who has a great body, bit of a butterface, but just grosses me out the way she eats and some of her hygiene (fingernails, etc). From first glance you would think she is hot but after getting to know her you wouldn’t touch it.

Messy people exist everywhere

[Ivan_Drago]

@krnyc2008

This is all about effects on men… What about women?

Not competent here.

TRH , you should also take shower, right?

Isnt’t this ritual reminding of hookers? You should have some experience.

[Systematic]

@krnyc2008

it consumes her whole day (and we love her for it)

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Well not the whole day, but getting unexpectedly turned on during a meeting can be veeeeery distracting lol

And don’t think I am the only one out there… I am the only one vocal about it!

Ok, I have a whole plethera of effing issues right now…

1. Seriously, pics or you’re a level cadidate 1 in India trolling us

2. Does the girl expect oral pleasure with this shower, or is it just a duty to the guy?

3. This no fap is messing with my system… knowing you’re horny as hell 10,000 miles away makes me wanna clap those cheeks

4. I’m turning into an effing chick, only visual images should be turning me on. WTF is with this 50 shades shit turning me on?

5. sadly, even at this point, if you were Kelly Osbourne, Jack, Ozzie… you name it, I’d still clap those cheeks (again, WTF is wrong with me)

6. I dedicate this to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UGSPx8nJ-U

7. I might be changing jobs- will be taking a week off between jobs and going to Amsterdam, Brazil, Moscow, or Argentina… be prepared if I choose Moscow

8. @CT/TRH- you should meet up phaggot… since you did rec that I dump my GF

[Systematic]

@Ivan_Drago

@krnyc2008

This is all about effects on men… What about women?

Not competent here.

TRH , you should also take shower, right?

Isnt’t this ritual reminding of hookers? You should have some experience.

Lol so hard Ivan, all that matters is that you dont have the herp

[CFASniper]

Yanks, Ruskies and Limeys coming (or not coming) together for a noble cause.

Reagan, Gorbachev and Maggie would be proud

[The_Righteous_Hacksa]

Yeah, it is true. Russians have a general belief that everything that leaves their home is suddenly filthy whereas everything inside their home is somehow totlally clean (even if it’s their pissed stained soviet couch).

So whenever Russians come home the first thing that has to happen is shoes come off. If you dont take off your shoes in a Russian house they will look at you like you just committed a hate crime.

Jackets and any other outerwear have to come off immediately.

And then she just slips into the shower. You can join her or pounce on her afterwards. But you need to let her wash herself first. She will get irritated if you don’t let her do that. She may want privacy for that.

In fact Russians almost always shower when they come home in the evening and almost never shower in the morning before work. It’s kind of like those guys who wash their hands before they pee with the logic that they want clean hands to touch their dick with, but don’t bother to wash afterwards cause they dont care about anyone else.