“Set fire to the rain”
It is when your boss commands the team to set fire to the rain. Quite difficult to comply…
What the heck does this even mean
This project is “in scope”
mind your own beeswax, lol i guess this is more idioms at this point.
Earnings season
Was just on a conference call and a PM explained his recent underperformance:
“In the words of Mark Twain, history doesnt repeat itself, but it often rhymes.”
All i could hear was crickets afterwards…
“We need to collaborate more”
Add this one to the archives:
Oct 17th, 2018 8:39pm
I believe we are in a secular bull, but I think we are about to see a cyclical bear! But I’m really just a short run chicken which is prolly worse than a perma pig.
I went to stock market today. I did a business.
”Prolly”…(shudder)
“Fireside Chat”
”Town Hall”
Throw the baby out with the bath water
AI. ML. Love it when i see profile with ML visionary ans you check background - a degree in english lit
My favourite that I’ve heard across all the jobs I’ve worked in “make it work”. How the hell are you supposed to make it work if it can’t work in the first place?!!
I’ll circle back to this
In general, anybody that self-labels as “visionary” or something similar on LinkedIn should do society a favor and exit the gene pool immediately. “Visionary.” GTFO.
Another one has been coming up recently for me in reference to market forecasts:
“Our crystal ball is starting to look foggy.”
are you sure they werent reading the tea leaves.
Any adjectives and buzzwords in a CV which are not supported by any factual evidence such as “go-getter”, “Hard-worker”, “team player”, “quick learner” etc etc
its hard to compare people’s resumes
its not apples to apples y’know what im saiyan?