Meet the team who managed to lose 86% in one month

http://www.ebullio.co.uk/ourteam.html ballers!

All the team members mentioned they love to play poker. ALL IN!!

hahaha, what a bunch of gamblers.

“Please kindly note that Mimi is currently on a one year sabbatical and is due to return to the Ebullio Capital Team on April 1st 2011.” i fear Mimi is never coming back ha ha

$1.47 million AUM wow

Meet our head of US investor relations… Wavydavy: “Wavydavy as he was known on the floor of the London Metal Exchange, is a keen sportsman and particularly enjoys playing football and tennis. He takes pleasure from English, French and American literature along with recent martial history and 80s music.”

^ Somebody needs to grab that screen name asap.

^I call dibs on it for when chad bans me.

I see why they lost 86% in one month, no risk management group; nice!

The first girl looks like is only there to take care of the oral stuff … I mean client relationship management.

^ lol!!!

I do like how the “News & Events” section of the site proudly proclaims the negative 86% return in Feb '10. Might as well brag about it, right?

Up 92% in 2008, up 29% in 2009, down 96% YTD; Therefore, if they started with $100 million, the fund was $192 million in 2008, $248 million in 2009, YTD it would be $10 million. Yikes, crazy! (not including fees and etc.)

Did anyone notice that Joe Crawley is listed twice on the team page? These idiots can’t get the website right. The bios are amateurish and sound like eharmony profiles: Lauren likes to keep fit, swim, takes a keen interest in fashion and meeting new people and joined the Ebullio Capital Management team in 2008. Lee likes to walk, swim, and spend time with friends at coffee shops and restaurants.

The people at Ebullio are our most important *commodity*. Where do I sign up?

Ebullio the name screams stupidity.

What about Wavydavy?

my first born will be Ebullio Wavydavy

^ that is the best name ever! Funny stuff.

Can’t they just organize the photos with the same background and size? Can’t even make an effort to present themselves nicely and professionally? No need for further due diligence…