military slang better than "hacksaw"

hacksaw is the PC version of brokedick

bro, everyone says that

lol really?.. I never heard it anywhere else

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=broke%20dick&utm_source=search-action

#UrbanDictionary

Claim: My edgy and cool friend Al Gore created the term Broke Dick a few years ago.

Verdict: FALSE

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/broke-dick

weak

You’re right… made a ninja edit

hacksaw

I actually know someone who had an accident and legitimately broke his d. I wasn’t aware that was a possibility, until he shared that one intimate part of his health record. It’s just hard to believe…

^Yes! It is true! You can break your dick!

I believe we have discussed that on here before. I nominate Igor to find and bump that thread.

oh hi, black swan.

And wasn’t it Dennis rodman who famously broke his dick?

My favorite military slang came from a friend who’s former Navy - BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again). He used it to name his boat, and his wife always wondered why someone would occasionally crack up laughing when they were out on the water.

The most well known military slang for something f’ed up is Goat Rope http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goat%20Rope

Goat Rope

When good intentions go bad, messily. History: From LCDR Charles Breen, USN, who tried to untangle a goat’s rope, only to be bitten by said goat, then to deck same goat, Mongo style, right as busload of tourists rounded the bend in time to think he was beating the crap out of a goat for no reason. This definition dates back to at least 1988.

Man, this is the last time I help you move, what a goat rope

I heard that it might happen in a rider’s position if she’s facing her back.

Ah yes, it’s called reverse cowgirl. Extremely dangerous for average to above-average sized men.