Monkey Branching Business

Why do you think women are able to monkey-branch so easily? this was some philosophical sh!t I was contemplating. bishes who just monkey-branch like it’s nothing, hop from one dude to another with no guilt or anything. Most brahs I know are gutted after a relationship ends and need time to recuperate before they can move on to a new relationship. you think it’s jsut cuz women have many more options and so many men are beta as phuck so the women feel like they still have these guys on reserve if they want them back at anytime? Hot girls with bf’s are like monkeys. They swing from branch to branch, and they never let go of the previous branch until they have the next one within reach.

About 90% of the hot girls have boyfriends already. About 75% of that 90% are willing to cheat and/or are looking for someone better.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trifling

^^ So true. I’ve never understood this and don’t trust women who do it, which is most. One girl I know even told me that her grandmother advised her to never let go of a man until she had another one lined up. What a C—.

What a … Cutie Pie?

Racist

Hence, the term…

#BabyDaddy

guys ain’t nothing to em. The funny thing they dont’ realise is that it’s just a game of musical chairs until their timer runs out.

didn’t know this term though CvM. enlightening lil cubbies everyday.

dudes are flying squirrels

Surely there’s something to be said about the top 20% of the pool in this situation.

^ Doh, forgot to login as FT to post this.

And before anyone cries wolf, yes, I stole the above from other sites as there is yet to be a standardized definition of monkey branching.

Respect. The next time you’re at a happy hour or cocktail party and Rufus begins talking bout how he can’t believe KK was seen with Michael Jordan, you can drop the Monkey Branch Theory to educate fools.

with generation upon generation of single mommies what is the expected result? more decent people?

I mean, to be fair we do the same things with jobs… don’t let go of the old one until you have the new one signed on.

i believe chris brown made a song about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o