Sitting down at brunch and ordering bottomless mimosas
but the glass is 95% orange juice, 5% champagne.
brb I had to drink only a gallon of orange juice to get this drunk
>.<
Ay, mijo!!! Did you not get any food??? Did they not have an omelette bar or anything??? 
Nothing sucks more, even being cuckolded by your Filipino buddy who you thought was your bro! I didn’t take the effort to inherit a pron fortune to be treated like this!
Actually in all seriousness he told me he always felt like he was competing with me. I told him dude there is no point we are completely different in terms of background. Low key I am superior in everything cuz I’m a hustler. He has the privilege of money so he is a tad lazy. It is funny and stupid to do such a thing.
Food??
Nery, I am most impressed by how down to earth and laid back you are despite your great talent and Winning attitude. Keep up the good work; all the betas need a strong role model to look up to!
if you want to be alpha, all you have to do is work out an hour daily.
people naturally respect you more when you are fit for various reasons and you eventually gain confidence to develop a better personality.
i’ve seen people literally lose their stutter after gaining some muscle.
You don’t HAVE to workout to be alpha - you just have to give no fox about anything literally ever. That’s the only standard of alpha.
Lol, so clueless. False. It is so much more than that, strength training is essential to being a true alpha. Key tenants of alpha behavior (in no order):
- Aggression toward small children
- Hostile responses to authority or eye contact
- Attempts to herd other animals or children
- Resistance to commands
- Guarding food or toys
- Obsessive licking
- Inappropriate mounting
by your definition. a homeless person would be alpha cuz those dudes literally give no fucks.
me personally i do what i want and i dont care about rejection, failure, or how i am perceived. But I do my best to make sure i am excellent at everything that people value. so i dont care, but i do care. if that make sense.
you dont even have to be aggressive. sometimes its just standing up to people who are aggressive. and people who are typically aggressive at the beginning recognize this and fold once they get to know you. its very easy to tell who you can and cant fuck with.
That’s actually some good trolling there Swan.
You ever see a homeless guy walk across a street while there’s oncoming trafffic approaching? Flipping all the cars off as he makes them stop to avoid a fatality? That is alpha, yes; albeit still a dick move.
But that principal of “not caring” when asserted into other social situations is the best categorization of “alpha”. It honestly has nothing to do with lifting weights. Lifting on it’s own is not alpha at all - I encourage you to adopt this attitude. Because otherwise you’re telling people to go start lifting because they’re not currently good enough or don’t measure up.
I’ve spent my whole life under the bar, many times I found myself wanting to lift because of girls, or other stupid ass reasons - and let me tell you, there is nothing more BETA than lifting because you think it leads to getting laid. All you need to get laid is be interesting and charismatic and not a total social awkward dipshit, all features that have nothing to do with lifting.
my favorite alpha activities:
-scheming and taking advantage of “friends”
-not having a bachelor party
-compounding at less than 20%
-charging mom interest
-going cheap on wedding thinking SO wont remember and will not bring up in future
-not including house in net worth
here is the definition of an alpha. at least to me.
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you dont get punked, other alpha know not to mess with you.
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a lot of women like you, and want to fuck you.
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a lot of men idolize you, and want to follow you.
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now to be all these. you need to have some combination of confidence, attractiveness, fitness, intelligence, wealth, and success.
here is what isnt alpha
a bum cannot be an alpha because he is poor.
bitcoin cannot be an alpha because women dont like him.
if you dont have the respect of your peers then you cant be an alpha.
if a stranger thinks its ok to punk you, then you are not an alpha.
you arent an alpha because you dont care. you dont care because you already have everything people want.
now im not saying you need to be fit to be alpha.but it is probably the easiest thing to improve that’ll help you develop to your best self.
Me and most of my friends like all different kinds, so that’s not really a good definition. A lot of girls even like lower key beta types, and so I guess that is alpha and beta at the same time! lol.
Nerdy - it’s this simple. Alpha behavior is when someone does whatever the fuck they wanna do, without a single fuck given.
Full stop. Because, you and I arguing over what makes someone alpha is pretty beta if I must say so myself.
we just disagree which is ok. personally i dont find anything alpha about homeless people.
being alpha is a lot like having good character. hard to define, but easy to spot.
Being alpha is about natural magnetism and how others perceive you. It’s like the guys’ version of being a hot chick. Of course homeless guy is not alpha, as people think they are gross. A true alpha is instead admired and envied by other guys and pursued by chicks. Nery would know.
Of course chicks occasionally want to date some betas. Because they are beta, they are reliable fall back choices, and sometimes can even be cuckolded without their knowing. An alpha would not have any of that!