question about bartender blonde curvy...

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#1

So, saw that blonde bosom last Thursday, and she directly started small talk with me, asking how I’ve been etc. We laughed, told a few jokes. Then after a few beers, her friend stands around the corner of the bar, and the bartender clearly within earshot of me, says to her friend ‘Oh, I was late to work, so I just threw on ‘Matt’s’ belt.’

So would you interpret that as, she’s taken, she’s possibly living with the guy, and more importantly, she deliberately wanted me to ‘hear that’.

I’m buying hacksaws 10 cents on the dollar.

#2

You’re focusing on the negative, Anakin. Be mindful of your thoughts.

Studying and joblessness are probably wearing you down. Those two things can do strange things to a man’s mind.

#3

Maybe “Matt” is her female roommate Matilda. Did you look at the belt? Did it look like a guy’s belt? I would assume a guy’s belt would be at least 6 or 8 inches too big.

#4

This the same scanaavian one would were talking about a couple weeks ago?

  1. Stop going in there alone, she doesnt want to hangout with a guy that can’t get other guys or girls to hangout with him

  2. Meet other girls there, right infront of her

  3. Don’t be offended by failure with women, they’re weird and moody. You can pull a 10 one night and get shot down by a 5 the next, individual wins and losses dont mean much

#5

I would be skeptical of interest from female bartenders. They are friendly with everyone.

#6

Yup, same scandi one. I’ve been in there with others when a different brunette bartender was working, and met girls each time (but this is the bartender I’m not interested in). It’s just bad timing.

But come to think of it, it’s just myself when blondie buttbosom’s working. And it’s definitely not an ‘alcoholic’ bar where it’s normal for single men or women to just plop down and guzzle.

That’s probably why she remembers me in the first place. For the wrong reason.

F it, I’m going to get a buzz somewhere else tonight.

#7

Damn Lockheed, your posts are seriously depressing.

We gotta show you a good time. You’re in NYC right? I propose a lockheed party! A night of excess alcohol, strip clubs, and fun. And F*&k it, I’ll even wing man it to help you pick up this bartender.

Any takers?

#8

Post the Yelp link to this place, let us judge for ourselves.

But seriously, dont go somewhere else alone… get one of your boys to go too. Also, don’t go out when your in a bad mood/depressed/ emo… these girls dont gain anything by hanging out with a guy like that, you need to enrich their lives, not depress them. Don’t go in there for 2+ weeks… when you go back in, be in a good mood, have a new job, and have friends with you. Just hit the gym hard and work on finding a new job until then, or whatever you think betters yourself.

#9

My thoughts exactly. Bartenders are friendly for a reason. Especially good looking females, the tips will keep pouring in if they make every guy feel he’s on the verge of getting laid.

#10

I’m in, as long as it goes like the plot of the Hangover. Roofies and everything.

#11

She’s a bartender. She’s a loser if we are being objective about it. Act like the BSD you have the potential to be.

#12

pics…

#13

However, the fact that she is young and swedish is a plus. I would just go for it. They are very friendly people. Don’t expect a relationship. But who wants one of those anyway?

#14

I’m in for the Lock night out.

If she can wear her bf’s belt he shouldnt be any problem overcoming

To add to the depression of this post: my ex emailed me last night (first communication in a few weeks), turns out she just needed some dresses that she had at my place. Did i mention im in for the lock night out?

#15

Gentlemen, we need to convene in Odessa, Ukraine. Trust me.

#16

Tell her that you’ll return them if she sleeps with you. Then don’t give her the dresses back.

#17

Agreed.

#18

I appreciate the idea but thats not my style. I just left it with my doorman for her to pick up,