Riddle #3

[igor555]

can he use the elevator all the way up when its raining?

[birdman12345]

@igor555

ok so he cant take the elevator back when its raining

Its stated that he does take the elevator back to his apartment on days when it rains.

[birdman12345]

@Black_Swan

Is he a professional athlete?

No

[birdman12345]

@Greenman72

Is he a midget?

Does he carry an umbrella when it’s raining?

Yes, and yes. Well done!

[Black_Swan]

Does he own the penthouse?

[birdman12345]

@Black_Swan

Does he own the penthouse?

He does. Answers in another previous comment.

[igor555]

thats some crappy grammar

http://www.lateralpuzzles.com/discus/messages/14243/4286.html?1017264561

[Black_Swan]

@birdman12345

@Black_Swan

Does he not have to go to work when it’s raining?

Yes

This clearly says he does not have to go to work when it rains! So much for grammar!

I call shennanigans!

[birdman12345]

@Black_Swan

@birdman12345

@Black_Swan

Does he not have to go to work when it’s raining?

Yes

This clearly says he does not have to go to work when it rains! So much for grammar!

I call shennanigans!

My b, I read as “does he have to go to work when it rains”

[Black_Swan]

MODS, GET THE BAN HAMMER!

[whatsyourgovt]

you need to create your own riddle in which the answer isnt on a website. as an unbiased third party who looked up the answer right away i declare greenie a cheater.

[higgmond]

What kind of crappy building is that? There’s dwarf living in the penthouse and there’s no one to push the button for him?

[birdman12345]

@higgmond

What kind of crappy building is that? There’s dwarf living in the penthouse and there’s no one to push the button for him?

Maybe he just hates people and talking to them

[igor555]

no elevator man

#hacksaw

[Black_Swan]

You really think he’s living in a penthouse and they don’t have a stool or some ish figured out? Instead they’re going to make a man whose (based on this story) two feet tall try to walk up multiple flights of 6" stairs?! Why would he buy a penthouse that wasn’t accessible? There’s outside the box thinking and then there’s bizarre rationale.

[higgmond]

@birdman12345

@higgmond

What kind of crappy building is that? There’s dwarf living in the penthouse and there’s no one to push the button for him?

Maybe he just hates people and talking to them

Talk? He shouldn’t have to say a word. As soon as he walks in the dude in the lobby should run over to press the button for him. Disgraceful.

[birdman12345]

@Black_Swan

You really think he’s living in a penthouse and they don’t have a stool or some ish figured out? Instead they’re going to make a man whose (based on this story) two feet tall try to walk up multiple flights of 6" stairs?! Why would he buy a penthouse that wasn’t accessible? There’s outside the box thinking and then there’s bizarre rationale.

Maybe they had the elevator redesigned after he bought the condo so that you’d have to be just above his height to reach above the middle floors. Maybe he’s actually actually 4’10".

[birdman12345]

@higgmond

@birdman12345

@higgmond

What kind of crappy building is that? There’s dwarf living in the penthouse and there’s no one to push the button for him?

Maybe he just hates people and talking to them

Talk? He shouldn’t have to say a word. As soon as he walks in the dude in the lobby should run over to press the button for him. Disgraceful.

I bet he’d instruct them to not look directly at him or in his eyes, either.

[Black_Swan]

@birdman12345

@Black_Swan

You really think he’s living in a penthouse and they don’t have a stool or some ish figured out? Instead they’re going to make a man whose (based on this story) two feet tall try to walk up multiple flights of 6" stairs?! Why would he buy a penthouse that wasn’t accessible? There’s outside the box thinking and then there’s bizarre rationale.

Maybe they had the elevator redesigned after he bought the condo so that you’d have to be just above his height to reach above the middle floors. Maybe he’s actually actually 4’10".

1. He could suit.

2. Any 4’10 person can reach to at at least 5’6" and no elevator has buttons more than 5 ft off the ground. Implausible. http://sterlingelevatorcons.com/white-papers/elevators-and-the-ada/

• Height. All floor buttons shall be no higher than 54″ (1370mm) above the finish floor for side approach and 48″ (1220mm) for front approach. Emergency controls, including the emergency alarm and emergency stop, shall be grouped at the bottom of the panel and shall have their centerlines no less that 35″ (890mm) above the finish floor.

[birdman12345]

@Black_Swan

@birdman12345

@Black_Swan

You really think he’s living in a penthouse and they don’t have a stool or some ish figured out? Instead they’re going to make a man whose (based on this story) two feet tall try to walk up multiple flights of 6" stairs?! Why would he buy a penthouse that wasn’t accessible? There’s outside the box thinking and then there’s bizarre rationale.

Maybe they had the elevator redesigned after he bought the condo so that you’d have to be just above his height to reach above the middle floors. Maybe he’s actually actually 4’10".

1. He could suit.

2. Any 4’10 person can reach to at at least 5’6" and no elevator has buttons more than 5 ft off the ground. Implausible. http://sterlingelevatorcons.com/white-papers/elevators-and-the-ada/

4.10.3 – Hall Call Buttons Call buttons in elevator lobbies and halls shall be centered at 42″ (1065mm) above the floor

Maybe he lives in an area which has laws reflecting the populaces hatred of short people