Rubbermaid

Water Cooler
#1

I just called Rubbermaid to complain about this water bottle i bought at CVS for like $5 or some shit.

Got to a customer service rep pretty quick and she asked me what was up. I told her that the bottle’s cap has a leak proof design which consists of a rubber gasket ring that presses against the top of the bottle’s body, but that same ring is a moving part where water can get into and rots…and how I remove the ring to clean out the bacteria, but the ring is starting to break. She put me on hold and then says she’s mailining me 6 bucks. My point of this boring story??? ALWAYS COMPLAIN!!!

#2

You’re really a jewish grandmother aren’t you?

#3

How does a Harlem living BSD like you have time to call and complain about something that cost $5?

#4

^ I ain’t gonna be played for no sucka. And for the record, I was at work when I called about this POS. No precious time of mine wasted.

#5

^'Tis true.

The best dumps you can ever take (leave?) are the ones you get paid to take. I try never to take a dump at home, because I get paid to take them at work.

#6

You have violated the CFA CoE - Duty to your employer. The CFAI will contact you soon. In the meantime, please remove any mention of your designation until such time as this matter can be concluded.

#7

Lol… when shit like this happens to me I throw the bottle away then:

A) Buy a cheaper one so I dont care if it sucks

B) Buy a more expenise one to try to solve the problem

#8

You should have milked that some more. Say the rotting rubber gave you severe health problems. If they call you “sir”, say you have recently identified as a female and are offended at their insensitivity towards “transgender” people. Then say they are racist on top of that.

#9

^ Smooth, but I’m not a scammer. I wanted a quality water bottle to keep around which had me buying this one. However, it disgusted me when I saw the rubber ring at the top accumulating filth due to the rampant dampness.

#10

That water bottle looks homo b

#11

Why aren’t you using your AF water bottle?

#12

^ yeah, CvM. Why? Are you ashamed of us the AF crew? It hurts.

#13

AF water bottle? I don’t have one yet. Did I miss the handout?

#14

Surely you jest:

http://www.analystforum.com/af-rewards

#15

Speaking of… I have yet to receive mine. I ordered it on May 10.

C’mon Chad. What’s up with that?

#16

Take it easy on NWL. I own the stock. It is getting a bit rich, but I have faith new management is doing the right things.

#17

Let the haters hate brah. I do the same thing. Let these fools with their high car payments keep commenting while we laugh as our pennies turn into $$$$$

#18

Got an idea…

First let’s email/contact everyone we know, and have them buy at least one or two of these water bottles…

Then we, start accumulating a large short position in NWL… anywhere from $22 or above… buy puts, sell calls, etc…

Then we begin the massive recall of water bottles.

We use CFA/MBA’s experience as ‘precedent’. We cover the shorts around, I dunno $5. Maybe even go long at that point.

#19

Respect. Take care of your pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.

#20

Says the guy who paid $25K cash for a used Civic. So you freak out about a water bottle but then intentionally overpay for a mediocre car and do it in cash, thereby maximizing the amount you overpaid by since you have a really high opportunity cost? Now I’ve seen everything.

LMAO. Cool story brah. Please give us more financial advice.