shoutout to asian girls. let the lights dim sum. hot chick felon. needs 100k bail.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/mirella-ponce-mugshot-bae-145313

also shout out to that jeremy meeks guy, went from a 33 yo felon to marrying a 26 yo $4.9b hot heiress.

Love is Pain bro. You feeeel me?

lmfao if you have a love is pain tattoo… youve been run through by everyone. Im sure she has an “only god can judge me” tattoo as well

“if you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best”

btw I don’t think shes asian. looks mexican and has a mexican name. I dig that she pops hollow points though

in the immortal words of Jay Z:

“got this chinese chick, had to leave her quick, cause she kept bootleggin’ my sh!t”

lol… “I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6”

I’d wager solid money that she also has the name of an ex boyfriend from high school tattooed on her wrist in cursive.

^ maybe even junior high

trg is a cambodian gang. prolly a mixed breed.

anyways. how would you all rate her as a percentile in hotness. i’d say 70 or 80 percentile.

Need more than a mugshot to work with.

Over-under on the number of STD’s she is currently carrying?

  1. but my preferences are different. small, pretty Italian girls from traditional families is what I target.

theres a fine line between badass and trash and she is on the wrong side of that. i don’t mind tattoos (except for the neck) but it can’t be something dumb and the chick has to wear it well.

Depends on that ass though. Could potentially be an 8

wow, pass.

Mr. Cheese has good taste.

Yeah, but Kat Von D is hot right, she has a neck tat

Inked chubby chick gets the “hot chick felon” title. Desperation is reaching critical levels, poor guys

no doubt… I’d definitely smash.

no neck tattoos is probably a sweeping generalization. I should have said it depends on each individual profile but majority of the time those chicks belong in the trash.

dude… a nice Italian girl with strong family values and loves to cook. ohh marone.

It’s madone you fake eyetalian