https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shark-rips-swimmers-penis-horrified-12643603
Death by grizzly bear > Death by genitalia severing sharks
Another reason why Colorado is the best state to live in.
so i am headed to aspen colorado aug 11 to aug 24 for work. sad! my gf is coming though, depends on her for how long she wants.
^Will she still be able to fly that far into her pregnancy?
bear > shark or bear < shark I think you meant the latter. Lets make proper use of the greater than symbol. It is used here extensively. Tanks.
why would u invite your gf for a work trip.
No way. I’d much rather get mauled to death by a grizzly bear than my shlong ripped off by a tiger shark.
cuz its free.
oh ok haha you meant " bear >" as a preferable death? ok carry on I thought “< shark” was the greatest fear.
but then you cant cheat
But he can take me out for drinks, aka entertaining clients.
LOL havent really cheated ytd. i’ve made plans that never happened.
like this past week i was talking to this filipina chick that is here for only 3 mos. she wanted to hang and i just stopped responding after that. i was planning on doing it if me and my girl couldnt hash it out, but she is bending! thx GOD! i just had to keep explaining the importance of frugality and lower expectations over and over anda over.
i also made plans a couple mos ago with this blonde chick i grinded on at a bar in lb, but then stopped msging when i saw she had a kid. so thotty though. her momma looks young too.
“blonde chick i grinded on at a bar in lb”
thats cheating bruh
Sez you, boy-o!!
https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-attacks/odds/compare-risk/nyc-biting-injuries/
Apparently, you are 500x more likely to be bitten by a New York human resident than a shark. In the neighborhood where I live, they’re pretty likely to go for the dick too, if you know what I mean.
I detect a little “manage oh three” stirrings here.
I’ve only been close to a shark once, while surfing the southern coast of Africa. Really scary. The danger is so real and the feeling so helpless. I paddled in quickly/powerfully/smoothly and didn’t go surfing again until the next day.
I like the consistency of Human bites YoY. I wonder what these stats look like today, probably surpassed dog bites…
If you would be dead after one event of above, you probably wouldn’t care nor feel a fear.
You may experience genitalia severing by receiving a felatio from a cannibal human, too.