Time to start my Christmas shopping

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#1

I’m going to Victoria’s Secret in about an hour. I was thinking of getting Mrs. StL a gift card so she could buy whatever she wants, but then I run the risk of her getting a few bras or some non-sexy sleepwear. So, I’m thinking I should just buy her what I want her in and then it won’t be a waste of money.

I guess it’s really more of a present for me. Maybe I should do both? I could get her a couple pieces I like and a gift card. If she wants to buy more sexy-time outfits, cool. If she needs something more practical…cool.

I’m going to need kr or KDM to weigh in here.

#2

So you get her what you want, then you hit up that like 4 for $12 bin of comfy crap and grab her some of those for her as well. Cover all your bases. Gift card is always a safe bet as well. You could always pick up a nice man thong to really drive the mrs. wild.

#3

I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.

#4

I am extremely biased against VC. I also don’t know you wife’s body type

This what I would love to get but its pricy

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/us_en/love-slip-black-2

#5

^Clicked on the link. IT department is calling me. Please hold.

#6

Interesting…VS has limited bust sizes available. You must be blessed.

#7

Good try but no

#8

Can’t trapeze with huge tits. Throws off your center of gravity.

I don’t know why I know these things.

#9

Haha yes you can. I imagine it to be super uncomfortable but I’ve seen it

#10

I’m doing the VC gift card thing too. I know my girl likes to shop at VC but hasn’t recently.

I haven’t actually been in a VC for a few years. I walked in yesterday and thought “this stuff used to get me all excited - now it seems kinda blah.” I’m trying to figure out if it’s me or if the styles really have gotten kind of boring, or maybe I’ve just seen too much of this stuff over the years.

Edit: Ooops, I’d forgotten that it’s VS and not VC. Maybe that’s supposed to be a cyrillic S.

2nd Edit: Yes, I like Agent Provocateur, however it’s a lean Christmas for me and my girl this year, so AP is not on the menu (sadly).

#11

According to Bing (yes, it is useful for Pr0n), when you search for topless trapeze the first video that comes up is “Sexy Amateur Russian Girls Fishing in the Nude.”

I found that funny in a coincidental kind of way.

Oh, and I couldn’t find any videos of large breasted women on the trapeze. Did find some doing gymnastics…now I have a new fetish. Great.

#12

It’s just ugly and not the best quality. I don’t get the hype over VC at all - must be the models?

A friend from trapeze had two french VC models in her class this summer. According to her they were tall blonds, ok looking, not doing too well in class and generally behaving prissy. But they became much nicer to her when she start speaking french with them.

She was amused to learn later who they were.

#13

gift certificate for a brazilian and brown eye bleach. you’re welcome.

#14

How on earth did you go from my “yes you can still do trapeze with large size” to topless trapeze artist???

#15

Brown eye bleach??

#16

You don’t want to know.

#17

umm yea, you know how unsightly that can be when we’re trying to put in work from behind??? Believe me it ain’t like the movies without some care back there.

#18

Yeah, that’s the French for you.

Back on topic, who cares about the quality? In point of fact, I’m having a hard time justifying even going to VS. The trashy adult-toy store has some smutty good stuff too (or so I’ve been told. I’m sure I wouldn’t know…). I mean, if you think about it, she’s only going to be wearing it for about 47 seconds anyway (that’s the time to take it off, not to completion…for the record).

Now that I think about it, maybe I should get really trashy crap, like five different cheap outfits, and I’ll tear it off her. Hmm…

Edit: I can’t believe I’m going to write this, but I think I need JTLD’s opinion on this.

#19

Google machine learning must have made a guess from search history???

#20

I had dinner with my ex last week when she was in town. We were talking about how the city had changed. I had thought to mention that the sex shop we used to go to for toys just around the corner from where we were eating had closed, and that it felt like a sign of the times.

I thought better of it though, kept my mouth quiet and just ordered the duck.