Haha more like it would be a hell of a first name. Tinder goes by first names.
This reminds me when I first started posting here I kept reading MLA’s screen name as Mad-Like Analyst. And Whatsyourgovt went by " What’s yogurt for" in my head. Took me awhile to reset
I was going to mention that his name used to appear as “Matt Likes Anal” from time to time, but then I couldn’t figure out where that would happen so I assumed I made it up.
I used to have a buddy named Matt who dated a Catholic girl who would only do rear entrance activities so she could say she was a virgin. We called him something like “Only in the butt Buchanan” because of his last name.
I went to a christian college. A significant portion of the student body (male and female) would do oral activities and the aformentioned loophole activities because they were saving their virginity for marriage. True story. As a guy, it was kind of an odd utopia in some ways.