Guys, let’s tone it down on the What Can Brown Do For You discussion. This is an interesting thread, and I don’t want to have to nuke it.
No, then you’re talking about having a MMF threesome. Not many guys are down for that.
I’ve never had that dream.
girls keep going
@STL: Hmmm. I don’t know why I thought the opposite.
Double down could refer to either, it’s in the phrasing, in this case it came out as two dudes.
Right. But I wasn’t confused about the subject of the discussion. Just wrong about its popularity
There is no better friend than an eskimo brother.
i merely meant browntown on a brown chick.
So my GF’s niece is visiting. She’s got a pretty face and dresses well, but she is definitively plus sized.
She is the master of the deceptive selfie. She looks stunning in her selfies, but you would never guess how big she is until you meet her.
And she is constantly taking selfies. She is one of the most self-obsessed women I’ve ever run across and for a woman that’s pushing 30, you think she’d be more mature. I don’t think I have heard her once ask someone how they are (with intention to listen to the response) or talk about anything that doesn’t concern her directly. And she interrupts other people constantly to say things that aren’t very interesting about herself or her day. She seems to do well on tinder and comes back and talks about what the guy paid for or not. She says she is only friends, but I have a hard time believing these guys would ask her out a second time if there wasn’t a good chance of something more than friendship.
By and large, my GF’s family has lots of cool people who are attractive and fun, but this woman is just awful. I think the issue is that she lost her father to a heart attack in her teens and her mother felt sorry for her and never said no to any desire. Her face is pretty now but I can’t imagine how anyone could stand her company once that starts to fade. I can barely tolerate it as it is.
Sorry, had to vent.
A lot of guys will slam chubby girls on tinder without caring. She may be putting out but leaving that bit out of the story. She sounds annoying as hell though, I can’t stand the type of girls that need the valuation of constantly taking and posting selfies. I never got that like I’m sorry but I don’t get why you think people care that much to see you.
I once asked a girl on a date (first date) if she had any goals in life she really wanted to achieve to be happy.
She replied with something like, “have a big instagram following and be popular on social media”.
oh boy…
This reminds me of one of my friends who has been dating this chick for about a year. She is constantly posting selfies on instagram and is the MASTER of the deceptive selfie. You would think based on her selfies she is this beautiful thin girl with stunning features. However in real life she is a bit overweight (not judging just stating facts) and not near what her photos represent. It is actually quite amazing that chicks go to these lengths to make themselves look good.
In my single days, this is what we called “my wheelhouse.”
Like really overweight or just some additional cushin for the pushin? I prefer women with a little meat on their bones. The ultra-skinny 90’s look (was that the 90’s? Certainly the 70’s) does nothing for me.
Bedding fat chicks is like riding a unicycle. It can be a fun hobby but you generally don’t want anyone to see you doing it. One exception is military guys, I have a navy buddy who does competitions called “hogging” with his platoon when they are on liberty. Basically the point is that you all put down cash and the guy who bags the biggest porker gets the pot. Evidence has to be presented. Usually by a few buddies hiding in the closet or photographs. Bonus points for squeeling and oinking during coitus. The reigning champion’s strategy is to sit alone at the bar with a pack of twinkies.
I don’t mean chubby, I mean fat. Chubby is not a deal-breaker for me either, even if it’s not my first choice. I do prefer a little too much over much too little, or over a body so hard that I might wonder if she’s taking testosterone.
This woman is reasonably pretty, aside from being undeniably fat. I haven’t seen her in a swimsuit or anything, but she’s not so large that things fold and roll in bizzare ways or look lumpy like a sack of potatoes. She is curvy and the curves are indeed large but seem smooth.
I’d imagine that there are a number of men out there who like large women or for whom being fat is not a dealbreaker, but she still has to work on her conversation skills before there’d be much success on that score. My post was driven less by the comment that she’s fat and more by the fact that she’s extremely good at taking hot selfies that hide it. Also, I think she’s not hot enough in real life to convince men to put up with her constant monologue about herself, the fact that she cares so much about what they pay for, and that the fact that any man who she meets online is going to be instantly feeling “tricked” by the discrepancy between her photos and the reality. The fact that she’s pretty isn’t likely to save her from that issue unless she’s lucky enough to connect with someone who stongly prefers that body type.
Given that she’s otherwise pretty, she’d probably have more success if she were just straightforward about her poses and let people decide for themselves.
If she were just fat, I probalby wouldn’t have said anything here, other than remark on how good she is at hiding it in her photos, but the woman is so shallow and boring and annoys the crap out of me, so I guess I let s#!t fly today.
So, what’s her instagram?