I self-identify as black.
I feel that certain parts of my anatomy should have been black. Do I qualify for some sort of accommodation?
Tax benefits for being 1/32th indian
I found a minivan solution … introducting the
TOYOTA ALL-TERRAIN SIENNA MINIVAN
Ok, got one for you. In all the years I’ve lived in NYC, I’ve witnessed plenty of n#dity from people walking around their apartments with their shades up, but never saw people actually having s3x, until last night. I just happened to be staring out the window into one of the highrises across the street that has floor-to-ceiling windows, and noticed a WASPy couple stumble in their door. The guy was wearing a suit and the chick was wearing a cocktail dress, and it was obvious they were a little drunk. The chick goes to do something in the kitchen while the guy takes his shoes off in the living room, and she comes back after a couple minutes and bends over to take her shoes off. While she’s bending over, he reaches up her dress and pulls her underwear off. Then they both kind of stumble over to the couch where she sits down and he stands next to her and takes his clothes off down to his underwear. She’s grabbing his d!kk through his underwear and after a few seconds of that she pulls it down and proceeds to bl0w him for a couple minutes. Then he helps her up, turns her around, bends her over, and lifts her dress up above her waist. They f*kk d0ggystyle with him standing behind her and her bent over leaning on the couch’s armrest. At this point, I got the feeling that either they’re exhibitionists, since they were on full display to anyone who happened to be looking their way, or they were too drunk to notice. They f*kk for maybe 5 minutes, then he pulls out and unzips her dress and takes it off. They’re both standing @ss n@ked in the living room for a few moments, and then he leaves to go walk into the bedroom with his d*kk still pointing straight up in the air, and she follows behind him. I probably stood there watching for another 10 minutes and they didn’t come back out, so I assume they either continued their session in the bedroom, or passed out. A couple hours later when I looked again, the girl had gotten dressed in pajamas and was toiling about the kitchen. I basically got enough fab material to last me for the next couple weeks.
^^ *AMAZING* you are the cure for common porn 
You should stay glued at your window in the wee hours and have your own blog describing what you see. Your 7 figure muni interest can complement your income.
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